Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Stat of the Day: A New Low for the Redskins

Joe Posnanski points out that the Washington Redskins this week will be playing a winless team for the sixth consecutive week. That is utterly unbelievable. And even more unbelievable is that they have managed a losing record against those five unfeated teams. In fact, the Giants, whom Washington played in Week1, are the only one of those five opponents with a non-Washington win - the other four opponents are 2-2 agains the Redskins but a Detroit Lions-esque 0-15 against everyone else. (Last year's Lions, that is, since of course this year's version beat the 'Skins.)

I know there are a lot of Redskins fans on here who probably don't want to talk about this, but like an college athletic director who just discovered a violation in his own program, it probably would have been best for everyone if you had just brought this to our attention yourselves.

Your team is lame, amazingly, historically lame. And really crappy at football. Perhaps it's some consolation that a lot of the players on it will be retarded or insane in the not-too-distant future...

P.S. The Economist also finds your mascot offensive, but disregard that, the important thing is that they come up with a reasonably funny alternative: The Washington Real Americans. Can we just call them the 'Mericans for short?

5 comments:

  1. Head, if you could go ahead and stop making cartoons now, yeah, that would be great. Ravens football, Terps basketball, Caps hockey, that's the anthem, get your damn hands up, or get out of the Old Line State/Nation's capital.

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  2. 1. I didn't make that cartoon. If you search Google for redskins suck that will appear on the first page of results.
    2. I don't live in Maryland or the nation's capital, we'll see what's the anthem on November 14!

    P.S. 2-2 vs. 0-15? Holy fuck the Redskins suck...

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  3. notice I said Terps basketball. Ask Lee, I have torn UMD football all year. Chris Turner IS Brain Krakow from 'My So Called Life' both in appearance AND athletic ability. On Nov. 14, however, I will root Terps. College football is really fucking gay, however and I'm so glad I don't give a shit about it.

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  4. Who is "Lee"? I don't know no Lees...

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  5. Ya Anubis damn right ya don't.

    Skins do suck. Run by a bunch of Anubis damn Scientologists...

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