Rain sucks and it's taking a toll on ol' Boogers. On top of it all, my walk/train to work today was loud as fuck. 
I'm so fucking pumped up, because my boy, T-Large done invited me to go camping somewhere in the Virginia wilderness and get awesome(there's already talk of achieving Wizard status), firing weaponry(which BMR doesn't really give a shit about, but pretty jackal behavior as far as the jackal spectrum is concerned) and general getting back to being jackal, despite the nation's capital attempting to clone my jackal ass.
Hope she warms you up on this shitty, shitty day.
does this cabin happened to be owned by a bus drivin, buddhist wannabe, hippie that lives in Alaska and says "camere dude" and "maulfucker" all the time? And would other invitees unclude T-Large now turned gay clone for lack of Den representation and J Miller Gay Clone for life? If so that doesn't sound jackal at all. Sounds horrifying. cover your bunghole lil bro! I hope OGBD will be there to keep you under his dog tattoed wing. Keep em safe BD!
ReplyDeleteYour welcome for the hottie with fists full o' titties. No Wazzle, it's T-Large's broseph who's got a buddy who's got a cabin. Miller Time went last year, but not on the current roster. Last week, as a matter of fact, Shoulders and I were in Jessup(OGBD's neck of the woods, and he wasn't mayawn enought to come out and root for his football team, like a 'Merican, regardless of how badly they bathe in ball sweat) If OGBD couldn't jackal it up ten minutes from his house, what makes you think he'll roll Deliverence-style? Beer, guitars, dogs running free, Jackals being Jackals, we'll be just fine. Keep it dirty, Jersey!
ReplyDeleteSounds good. In which Virginia wilderness is said cabin located?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.baltimoresun.com/news/sns-ap-us-boy-in-balloon,0,5870738.story - WTF?
ReplyDeleteCabin is somewhere near Front Royal, a 1/2 hour out? Where's Tico? Those breasts are fantastic.
Out 66 a ways, I think. I should see if I can find a cabin around here for us to go all Davy Crockett in... (I'd use my house, if I ever get one, but Tico would have to be chained up in the yard.)
ReplyDeleteThat balloon story is really weird. Even more bizarre now that it touched down without him inside. Either (a) he was never in the balloon, in which case some kids and parents and authorities are going to be really embarrassed or (b) this is going to end really badly.
How does a six year old get into a balloon? Fuckin' Colorado hippies letting their kids get 'high'. ZING!
ReplyDeletehaha good to hear. Sounds alot more fun that what i proposed. have fun.
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