State of the Den Address

When the opportunity was given to me to address the Den and express my feelings on where we have come after 20 months of Jackalism I wasn't real sure what I would say. How can one sum up all that is Jackal in a single post? What would one even discuss? And then I read the most recent post on the Den. The answer was obvious... The Jackals Den has been cloned. Fuck me in the goat ass shit.

There have been 47 posts in 2011 and they break down as follows:

Topic	Posts	% of Posts
Politics	14	30%
Random Jackal Shit	10	21%
Friday Hotties	5	11%
Terps	5	11%
Unclassifiable Bullshit	5	11%
Caps	3	6%
Music	3	6%
Getting Awesome	2	4%

Do you see the fucking problem here? Was the Jackals Den not founded upon getting awesome? Was it not a place where UNF was hurled on a regular basis? It sure as fuck was, look at Day 1 of the Den. Day 2 and Day 3? Awesome and awesome. Look at that shit. Jesus Titty Fucking Christ it's awesome. What happened to Jackal Comics? What happened to Another Youtube From Ball Deep? What happened to Give a Mother Fucking Jackal His Props? We gotta get back to being Jackals. 4% getting awesome won't cut it. I'm sick and tired of watching Ann Coulter and John Stewart, oh sorry BHMF and BMR have limp dick political pillow fights. The State of the Den is clone, and only you can make it Jackal again.

Alright, I'll begin by calling this format into question. I accidentally read Shoulders' post before I wrote my own and to make matters worse, he was the only jackal that sacked up and gave a damn about his Den. Tico? Please. Head? Nowhere to be found. Voicemail? You're making me laugh. BabyFace apparently is the busiest college kid ever. He can flick you off, but he still can't legally drink, so it's tough to loop that jackal in on some jackalness. SS keeps telling me how much cool shit is on in his Droid in the form of digital photos, but the part I'm fuzzy on is why he don't get postal. UNF, son.

Don't tell me what the Den isn't. bhmf and I have been LDPFing, but we sure as hell aren't rattling off halfass comments while on the train. bhmf is like the Den's, Barack Obama. That jackal was a breath of fresh fucking air. If you ask this jackal, bhmf and I have a healthy exchange of ideas. Such is the foundation of the great 'Merica, a free exchange of ideas and when you disagree, look the fuck out. It's gonna stink. It's going to be a fecally, uriney mess. That's how we roll.

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The Den has not changed. It's still sports, jackalness, yes politics rears it's ugly grill on the regular, but that shit is on a jackal's mind. A damn near guarantee is that your ol' pal Boogers will continue to bring you the hottest women he can find. What the fuck am I supposed to do? If y'all ain't posting, I'm taking this motherfucker over. I might drop a comment tax on your ass. Gimme that welf, cracka!

Really quick, I don't want to belabor this point. Please never tell me about clones, I know what clones are.

The State of the Den is good. It's poorly attended and maintained, but at it's core, there is a resounding, "Fuck you, clones. Fuck you, internet. Fuck you, you fucking fuck."