Tuesday, February 8, 2011

God Bless The USJACKAL!!!!!!!!!!!! State of the DEN does not stop it just CON TIN UUUUUUUUUUUUUU




"It is one year before Armageddon in this, the year of Our Lord Two Thousand Eleven. The year of the Rabbit. Anubis likes him some rabbit. You know what this all means to a Jackal??? We are going to eat mighty well this year. So enjoy boys, it is a good year to be a Jackal.

Now let us not forget that we Jackals are Statesmen of the highest caliber and with this Statesmanship distinction comes an air of superiority. We are Anubis' ulitmate creation. It is because of this that we may ignore certain Laws of the Land and mix things that shan't ever be mixed such as: Liquor and Beer, Religion and Politics, Church and State. Please allow me to continue..........

It weren't too long ago that the ever so dignified Mr. Scar Shoulders was heard to say, "BHMF is gospel truth." Well holy light of the lord, bless thee. I accept the holy ordination and as honored as I am, let me humble myself and lead this Holy Den in prayer.

Pray with me Jackals:
I will thank you as long as I live. I will lift my paws to praise thee Anubis.

You satisfy my soul with the richest rabbits.

But those who try to destroy my life will go into the depths of the UNF.

They will be cut down by swords. Their dead bodies will be left as food for jackals.

But the Jackal will find joy in God. Everyone who takes an oath by God will brag, but the mouths of clones will be silenced.


Amen and HOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLEELLLL
LLLLUUUUJJJJJAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yo I dunno maybe I had it all wrong. You see I can admit when I am wrong, Cause after all anyone born of the Jackal is a blood brother in my eyes!

1 comment:

  1. Sorry I posted without you, man. That fucking time zone shit is fuckin' with jackals. The whole religious overtones, that might be a Den first. I never really saw that coming or even thought of us as hellspawn. Roll with that shit. SS, was 2010 the Year of the Clone? It was right? That shit flew by. Let's get on this Year of Eating Rabbit and UNFing and Corpses and Whatnot. HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEELLLUUUUJJJJAAAAHHH!

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