A 'lil Ole Skool Dirt Dog Rock for ya ear pieces.

Yeah, motherfucker. For all my real Western Howard County ninjas out there, doing it since day one mother fuckers. Happy motherfuckin Friday and shit.

JOTD: Basil Marceaux

KFTC: Matt Drudge

I know this fuckbag has already been the Gay Clone of the Day, but his schtick never tires like Pontius' fedora. Seriously, what the fuck is this guy on about and which analysts did he hyperlink to? Deutsche Bank. Wall Street analysts don't like this upper tier tax cut getting... cut, I guess, for lack of a better word. Fuck you, Matt Drudge. Fuck you, Deutsche Bank. Paulie, get out of that fucking barn, the hay is on fire. And give me some goddamn Ravens tickets if you're not using them.

Cologne is for Pussies, literally

Those fucking crazy Germans. Vagina scented cologne? For men?


http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/

Think of the hilarious possibilities of this. Head, I will leave the inevitable shout to you -

Puuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

GCOTD: Sergio Kindle

Well this was certainly a bad start and if you were getting awesome when this happened, your teammates are about to be fuckin' pissed. Oh yeah, there's a pattern of sorts, also not good.

Todays the day

Music will never be the same.
Hooooooowwwwwwlllll!!!!!!

Whoa whoa whoa: Worse Than Lung Cancer

My original point, misconstrued by the real live BD2, was that these poor peeps didn't light one match for one cigarette. They were simply plopped out of a vagina into hell. Bad luck. Geography. Whatever you want to call it. Shit we're fortunate enough not to deal with every day. I will try to be more thorough in future posts.

Whoa whoa whoa....Smoking is GAF

BMR, this comment makes no sense.

"You want to know why I can't quit smoking? Lung cancer ain't shit compared to what a fucking shitload of people will face this century."

good point?

that Native American guy is jackal as fuck and he makes a good point we do need to get back to the natural order of things. Cigarettes are just another form of the "man's" crack he peddles on you and me just as bad or worse than $$, oil, fast food, booze, power and greed.

quit that shit before we have one less jackal breathing



as American as pumpkin pie and baseball....right?



mmmmmm yummy



no joke smoking is GAF

JOTD: Vigilante Bartender

You can tell by this guy's Moinkoffs that he means business. His cherry tomato eyes suggest that running a business that's out of business is pretty stressful, or he dabbles in a bit of the sensimilia. Check it out, jackal instructions. Next time you come across a bar that's been boarded up, break into that motherfucker, open 'er up and serve some motherfuckers some motherfuckin' beverages. Jackal on!

Clone Myth# 319: Ravens W/out Ed Reed Aren't Super Bowl-Caliber

Yeah, this guy Tommy Zbikowski was a total slouch last year. He filled in for Ed Reed for four games and only came away with two interceptions(and had one called back on a bullshit defensive penalty)


To all you cracka ass ninjas that hate the Fighting Irish, suck one. Granted my boy is probably Polish with a name like Zbikowski, but still, watch him box...



White boy wit da 1st round KO. Ba-leeve it. Dirty Birds will be just fine. I know, it's almost training camp and these broke ass NFL writers need some shit to talk about. Don't sleep. I would much prefer a healthy Ed Reed in the 2nd half of the season.

Jackal Observation: This Cartoon Is Fucking Awesome

Holy shit. This is the corniest collection of puns and poor animation I have ever seen. You guys are so lucky you have TVs. I would love to crush beers this fall while sitting down to an hour block of Transformers and G.I. Joe.

A few choice quotes:

"Monumental microchips!"

"I'm gonna kick the mustard outta that crazy hot dog!"

"Hey, bacteria brain! Come down and let's discuss your future as a mental patient."

"Return to base! Cobra!"(Cobra is exclaimed after everything Cobra's men do)

Gay Clone Tutorial: Avenged Sevenfold

Keeping It Jackal: Haloti Ngata

Jeff Saturday knows it.

Friday Hottie: Elisabetta Briatore

Jackalosophy 101: Native American Prophecy

I hope I get the typical, "Boogers, lay off the Scooby Snacks" response to this post. This shit is fucking gospel. WORD FOR WORD. I hope it shakes your core and prompts you to not watch the whole thing and write it off as "hippie shit". Please! KFTC. I got on this YouTube trail after listening to On Point with Tom Ashbrook, which discussed the implications of this study by Stanford University and stumbling upon a fellow blogspot. You want to know why I can't quit smoking? Lung cancer ain't shit compared to what a fucking shitload of people will face this century. The fucked up thing? Native Americans knew this shit was coming. And we deserve it. Watch the video, 60 million native Americans reduced to 800,000. That jackal in the video never raised his voice. If you monitored his blood pressure while shooting that video, it would probably follow a straight, flat line. Call me what you want. I hate myself and all of us. Everyone who doesn't live the way this dude and his people did. Sorry for the buzzkill, but I don't know how else to vent.

God is Great: Boogers Got a New Boss...

...and holy crap, she is smokin'. 

In Canada eh

Not sure what all the fuss is aboot. Not sure what the giant servings of ice cream are aboot. Damn sure these Clones don't know what Jackals are aboot. They've been warned.

GCOTD: I-76 West through Pennsyltucky

Have you ever drove on this piece of shit? Jesus Titty Fucking Christ it sucks. We were on this bad boy for a good 3+ hours last night and the entire thing is under construction. Why? I have no fucking idea there are no exits off of the thing and clearly nobody lives out here that drives on gravel roads, but apparently it was worth $113,000,000.00 to totally fuck up and slow down my drive. Seriously Pennsyltucky, go fuck yourself.

Head's Amateur Economics Hour: Corporate Cash

Last week there was a lot of debate about why corporations were accumulating an inordinate amount of cash and choosing to sit on it rather than make investments or hire workers. Well now it turns out that this really isn't anything new:

So to me the question is now: What is driving this long-term trend? It seems obviously less than ideal to me for companies to be earning money and then holding it rather than injecting it back into the economy. It would seem, for instance, to be a natural drag on the velocity of money.

A couple possible causes come to mind:

1. Corporate taxes are too low, or insufficiently or inefficiently distributed across different sized companies. There has obviously been a lot of emphasis on lowering corporate taxes in this country to keep us competitive internationally and to minimize the drag of taxes on business. But this graph certainly makes it seem like businesses (or at least some of them) could afford to have the government skim a little more off the top without hurting the economy. A consideration here is that it would seem that globalization is making many companies less tied to our own tax laws; perhaps tax evasion could also be an explanation here.
2. Corporations are hedging against what they see as greater economic risk over the last few decades. The argument here would be that CEOs are looking at the economy and worried about their ability to weather a downturn, and so are hoarding cash for that purpose. This seems unlikely to me. I suppose you could argue that the boom/bust cycle of the economy has increased since Republicans started slashing regulations, but I'm not at all confident that businesses en masse would (1) realize and (2) act on that trend. And either way, as a group they certainly seem to be holding far more money than they need to survive - even the very severe 2007-2009 downturn only cut into about an eighth of their cash holdings.
3. The marketplace is insufficiently competitive. The obvious implication of the trend toward corporate savings is that corporations are making more money than they can invest in opportunities that they see as being financially worthwhile. This would suggest that (1) established companies feel secure enough in their hold on their position in the economy that they do not need to invest in new fields and (2) there are not enough potentially profitable private investment opportunities. Both seem, to me, to point to an imbalance between the economic viability of established companies and start ups - sort of the economic equivalent of the incumbent bias in politics.

I think the last explanation is my favorite. It seems to get at the root of the problem, and there's a relatively handy policy explanation: The modern conservative movement, which dominated politics for most of the last three decades, has too often been more about supporting big business than the principal of free enterprise. See, for instance, the relative inaction of the FTC in antitrust cases during the Bush years.

But I'm not an economist, so I'm probably entirely wrong about this. Thoughts from those of you with actual training in this area? SS? BD2? Hell, maybe we can even get KOTJ back up in here...

July 23, 2010

Only 10 days left until the word is forever changed. Jackal's takeover 2010 is in full effect. The Year of the Clone will come to a violent dramatic end. Gear up and join the revolution.

KFTC: Shoulders' Childhood Role Model

Oh, L.T. How fitting that Ray Lewis eclipses your greatness on the field as you spiral into a punchline. What ever will become of thee? When will you stop wearing dangling cross earrings? You plead not guilty to four charges and let BMR extend his wishes for you to keep fucking that chicken and stop fucking minors. Seriously, KFTC, SFM.

Keeping It Jackal: BMR's Workplace

I told you it was coming back on and I get to reap the benefits a little bit earlier than y'all skrimps. I might see all of Transformers season 1 before we cross the border to kiss VM's bachelorhood goodbye. What do you guys watch at work? YouTube? KFTC.

Behind the Clone: Le Bron James

So, do any other Jackals think Queen James needs all this attention because his dad was never around? I'm just sayin'.

GCOTD-LeBron James: Making Grandmothers Cry

"I'm... um... going to... um... take my talents to South Beach and... um.... I'm going to the Miami Heat"

GCsOTD: Cleveland

Holy Fuck: Adam Lambert

Friday Hottie: Disney Bitches

Lynx of the Day: 130 Year-Old Woman

Holy shit. This lady was born in 1880, according to claims. She retired in 1965! When she was 85 years old! I'm not sure how something like this happens or if anyone is inclined to lie about being really fuckin' old. Currently, the oldest person in the world is 114.

JOTD: Psychic Octopus

As great as this story is, I found it extremely entertaining that German television broadcast his prediction last night much to their dismay. Octopi are actually pretty remarkable and we truly don't know how intelligent they are. This one stays alive by trying to pretend to be other shit. He is the Jackal of Another Day. Take it away, Paul.

Jackal Rain Dance

We be gettin' frikassee'd and it's getting old. BMR is trying to do a digital rain dance and cool a jackal off. Kind of like those 'Silver Bullet' train commercials, but with a song that isn't gay and a beer that doesn't suck.

Tell It Like It Is: Bleacher Report

Do your thing,Bleacher Report. The Ravens' rookies make up more than 20% of their Most Influential AFC Rookies list and two of them PLAY THE SAME POSITION!

Do not sleep.

Wow.: JaMarcus Russell

Hang on a second, you're attempting to salvage the NFL's biggest trainwreck career and you did what? KFTC, sir. What's up wit' da Purple Drank, you say? Let ol' Boogas get yo learn on. "Just Slow Your Roll".

Friday Hottie: Joelle Kayembe

Jackals Be Sleepin': 2010 Edition

BMR is holding shit down. Just like last year calling jackals out from left to right. Just blogging by himself. It kind of sucks. Montreal is kind of close. You guys got nothing?