Wednesday, July 21, 2010

JOTD: Vigilante Bartender

You can tell by this guy's Moinkoffs that he means business. His cherry tomato eyes suggest that running a business that's out of business is pretty stressful, or he dabbles in a bit of the sensimilia. Check it out, jackal instructions. Next time you come across a bar that's been boarded up, break into that motherfucker, open 'er up and serve some motherfuckers some motherfuckin' beverages. Jackal on!
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  1. HeadJuly 21, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    This is hilarious:

    "Kevie kicked off his business with a six-pack of beer he bought and resold at the club. He used his profits to buy more alcohol keeping the club open throughout the weekend serving about 30 customers a day, deputies say."

    No one got suspicious when he said "The only option is X and we only have 6 bottles of it. But don't worry, once you buy those, I'll go and get more!" I think this can be filed under "As long as I'm getting loaded, I don't care where it's coming from or what the circumstances are."

    And I love this paragraph from the article:

    "When Detective Hudson went to the bar to investigate, he found it open for business and customers at the bar. Kevie quickly went from behind the bar to behind bars."

    I bet the writer was pretty proud of that one.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 26, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    That was pretty Jackal...you know what's better, HOKIES face kicking Boise state in the fucking throat..

    GO TO A FUCKINNG SLEEP!!!

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