Tisk, tisk, tisk. Some of you jackals haven't been posting. You know the best part? The jackals that have don't give a fuck. It's summer. Ain't shit going on. When jackals aren't mandated to flush their life down the 9 to 5 toilet, they're jackaling shit up on the town. Maybe they're "getting their dick wet", who fucking cares? We're not here to play Mother Hen and slap ninjas on the wrist when there is a lapse in the amount of UNF-ing.
Do you think Big Slack would give a shit if you didn't show up to help record the interludes for his latest album? No, he'd get Ball Deep up in the lab, maybe some Big Droppa. FetusFace, you are looking at it all the wrong way. You're the only jackal who is a "student". Summer for the rest of us means the same shit, but nicer weather out the window. You should see the lapse in Jackals Den posting as an opportunity to post some jackal ass shit while your recuperating. It's fuckin' hard to be "going out every night and getting awesome and getting my dick wet". That sounds like a couple of jackal nights in a row. Care to share the events? Got any pictures of all these women? Surely while the rest of us keep hatin' on the Den, you'll be able to 'pick up the slack', so to speak. Right? FetusFace?
Are we pretending that posting on the Jackals Den is not primarily a worktime activity? That it's something we tend to do before or after work? Because I, for one, believe the Den is first and foremost a diversion from work...
ReplyDeletehaven't you used that Big Slack cd cover before?? The ganja is fucking with your memory Boogers
ReplyDeleteI knew it was "recycled". I'm trying to get a point across to Fetus Face, the Ol' Slack was before his time.
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