The Jump Off

Jackals-

I'm signing off for the weekend. I've been spending the better part of two weeks making sure Las Vegas is prepared for our arrival. It's been more of a full-time job than my full-time job, which should explain my lack of posting awesomeness. Rest assured, Jackals, that I will be back in full effect Tuesday, with lots of stupid stories of debauchery, no doubt.

Until then, I leave you with the great words of a Clinton that really mattered: "Put a glide in your stride, a dip in your hip, and come on to the mothership."

A. Schwanz, over and out.