Go ahead Steven, take off your shirt to relax... and then tie it around your neck and hang yourself.

Man I've known Steven for a long ass time. I've known this dude since he was throwing bones outside of Gerhearts on the corner of Old Frederick and Triadelphia. Brother was always quick to holla "hooty hoo!" when he saw cops. We repped Manor Woods together on many occasions in the mid to late 90s...

...and then I didn't see Steven for a while. But The Wiz started bringing him over to play cards and he even uttered the famous words after busting out, buying back in, and busting out again "fuck, where is an ATM? I gotta go get more money and buy back in, because I have a gambling problem!" and he did. It was awesome. Just a few weeks ago dude was getting awesome and repping G-Swish to the fullest and told me "oh my god so many emails. you should make a blog, if you do I am all over it!" and I trusted Steven. I thought he would stick to the fundamentals like his hero Tom Emanski and tear the Internet up...

and what has he done? ZERO POSTS strike 1 motha fucka.

ZERO COMMENTS strike 2 homey

Remember the video Steven, keep your head down... eye on the ball... watch the rotation ... step straight back at the pitcher... cause if you don't? If you don't show the fuck up, take off your shirt, relax a little bit? If you don't get awesome, keep it Jackal and post about it? Well that's gonna be strike 3 son! and you'll be out. And if you think you got a lot of emails when you were in the game you have no idea how many you'll get when your out of it. Ask Tico what being on the the blog distribution list was like, for all posts and comments. Go ahead, fuck with the Jesus. You feeling lucky? See if I don't stick the email gun so far up your inbox it's coming out your mouth and pull the send trigger until it goes fucking click.

Warning served. Your move hotshot.