Give a muthafuckin' Jackal his props: Scar Shoulders

It's Monday, which means it is time for yet another installment of give a muthafuckin' Jackal his props.

How many of you can say that you have made another human being lick the bottom of your shoe? How many of you can say that said individual happens to be twice your size, sober, and, oh yeah, you also have a torn ACL with a gigantic cast, sandal and sock combination on at the time?

Not many right? I can think of only one person who carries with him such a statement. In addition to a plethora of badassery and hilariousness that has followed him through the foothills of Riverhill back to Glenelg, through College Park and DC. SS was one of the fortunate few who was there from the Genesis of the Jackal lifestyle (.....porkchop, extra gravvvvay!). Although he has been rockin' that shit C2G (cradle to grave: dumbed down for Babyface) from day one.

Here are a few things that SS excels at:

*Getting awesome skills

*Freaking out the Squares skills

*Hip Hop Knowledge skills

*Wrong team liking (Giants) skills

*Good team liking (Terps) skills

*BBall Skills

*Mixtape Skills

*Operation of utterly horrible, and probably unsafe (Until recently) vehicles skills (Corolla, Datsun pickup, etc.)

*Arguement skills

*Making fun of skills

*Funny remark skills

*Blogging skills

*REPLY TO ALL MASTERY

*Cat liking skills

*Meat cooking/eating skills

*Cholestorol evasion skills

*Sunburn skills

*Party having skills

*Work evasion skills

*Parents house sharing skills

*Giants Starter and Triumph leather visor rocking skills

*Getting into and out of legal trouble skills

*Chinee Foo sounding name even though he hates asians skills

*Jackal Mastery skills...to the fullest

The list goes on but you get the point.

So here is to you Scar Shoulders, you not only wear the scar on your shoulders to prove your jackalness, you live it and breathe it everyday.

HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!