DC v. BC

Granted Canada is GAF. Granted the Caps are the shit. My allegiance has never once wavered. All I said meant was if I was to have to pick a team from the west to play the Capitals in the Cup it would be Vancouver. I gained an appreciation for them in the Olympics when Kelser was rocking the shit for the Mericans. SS and Boogers you all gots to chill.

Matt Hendricks is a crazy mother fucker. I fucking love this guy. Caps may have lost but worry not my friends...this is our year.

Go Seahawks. McNabb is going to be a great quarterback. Ally McBeal is a good show. New Radicals are a good band. BD2 be on some bullshit...

Go The Fuck Asleep

http://kenpom.com/team.php?team=Maryland

Yeah. #1 defense in the country. Terps are putting mother fuckers on LOCKDOWN this year. Don't fucking sleep.

On Metro.

DRRRRRROOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDD!!!!!!!!

Friday Hottie: A Dedication to Tico the Loco

Jackie Guerrido, partly awesome with a chance of enormous titties...

 

She puts the "UH!" in Telemundo.

Baby girl got some off-to-the-side-ass nipples, but I'd get all kinds of involved wit 'em. Check back with me in the year 2020...

And now a Jackals Den first, something Tico can actually understand:

Good morning, Spanish-speaking America, with Jackie Guerrido's Cooter

What up, ACC?

Good thing they don't have to play these clones every night, but ACC take notice. Terps might run some ball on y'all. Blacksburg, I'm looking in your clone ass direction. How do you graduate sexual deviants with a loose to 3rd grade grasp of the English language?


Tonight had all the makings for some jackal juxtaposition, but the Caps are playing like they were cloned during their brief stay in Shittsburgh.

Clearly, these were the types of bitches Tom was talkin' bout.

KFTC: Global Warming Skeptics

You're right. This is totally normal.

Stories of Jackaldom: Bulletproof Italian

Darco Sangermano is one lucky fucking jackal. After getting awesome with his lady friend on New Year's Eve, main man took a .22 to the dome piece. It wasn't a turf war, but random gunfire meant to ring in the new year, clearly not intended to get lodged behind a jackals ocular caverns. Removing the bullet didn't take surgery, though, just a good old fashioned Gesundheit.

Jackal for LIFE: Google

I love Google and not bc you give me tities at random times of the day when my coworker is not in the office...it's because you tell me stuff like this

p.s. Ajax: FUCK YOU

GCOTD: Tom DeLay

What a stupid fag.

Just Another Day on the Farm.........

.........and this cow is fucking pissed off! Well I don't blame the damn thing for being pissed. Being a cow would suck, unless of course you had the good fortune to be born a Hindu cow.

But actually, no wait, fuck it. I say if it looks like a sacred cow then it is best to be on the safe side and kill the damn thing. Kill it jackals, kill it dead.