Karma Is A Bitch: Tony Parker

Haha! Dare you go, Tony Parker! How you like that you son of a bitch? I knew she was too good for your clone, French ass. The Spurs suck, you suck and now I can go back to completely sweating your (soon to be) ex-wife.

Eva, get your fly tookus over here and let BMR show you how jackals do. Uh, you missed a spot, sweetie.

KFTC: The Devil

I once had a nurse from Trinidad and Tobago. She was one of the hottest women I've ever seen. The image put forth by this story is slightly more disturbing.

Jackal Reunion Week Continues!

Sunday Head, the Lynx, BMR and I Jackaled it up in college park. The phrase "mustache vagina cursed" was tossed around like it was nothing in front of the waitress by the only parent at the table.

Last night Head and I had dinner and a few beers and then I came home and lifted and drank more beers.

Tonight I meet Epstein for dinner and beers and then not 5 minutes after he walks out the door the phone rings...

SHOTE SLEEVES IS COMING TO TOWN! And he wants to Jackal it up with BMR and SS tomorrow on H st.

Anubis is smiling upon us and works in truly mysterious ways.

HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Ouch

"This is why Malcom Delaney is still in college."

- Doug Gottlieb on Malcom Delaney's ability to handle the basketball.

Ouch.

Jackal Definitions: 'Jackal Proposition'

What is a proposition? For that matter, what is a jackal proposition? Is it not to be mulled over and contemplated? Should it not be evaluated for its thorough and complete jackalization of any given afternoon, late night, bloody mary morning, etc.? That said, I don't really see how we could get awesome, drink a flask and somehow get to Bmore for an event which BMR has unequivocally boycotted. If a man has a mustache, does he need a wingman? If a jackal gives another jackal shit about leaving a bar that was playing the Black Eyed Peas, is his shit justified?

Dem Clones

Why has this song not been dissected in great detail on the blog and featured on a Jackals LP? Slipping, we are...

KFTC: Crazy Bitches

Wow. There are quite a few things in this story that make me scratch my head. You're 30, why are you fucking around with 19 year-olds? If you are indeed packing your schwanz into a 19 year-old vajayjay, why are you tattooing it's name on your neck. Why does anyone, R.J. Bentley's waitress or otherwise, get their neck tatted?

Rusty T.-conomics: Buy a Car, Get an AK-47

Now that's how you get automobiles off the lot. I'm sure the Lynx would be like, "No, now the car buyer can go rob a bank!" or some shit. Whatever. We'll get out of this recession, or we'll just be heavily armed when shit completely hits the fan.

Pickles probably prevent Prostate cancer

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