Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Jackal Definitions: 'Jackal Proposition'

What is a proposition? For that matter, what is a jackal proposition? Is it not to be mulled over and contemplated? Should it not be evaluated for its thorough and complete jackalization of any given afternoon, late night, bloody mary morning, etc.? That said, I don't really see how we could get awesome, drink a flask and somehow get to Bmore for an event which BMR has unequivocally boycotted. If a man has a mustache, does he need a wingman? If a jackal gives another jackal shit about leaving a bar that was playing the Black Eyed Peas, is his shit justified?
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  1. ScarShouldersNovember 16, 2010 at 11:54 AM

    I'll let the Jackal masses decide. Is this, or is this not, a Jackal Proposition?

    Saturday afternoon/evening.
    Step 1 - Get in my car.
    Step 2 - Go to Vitos and eat a pie and start drinking.
    Step 3 - Drink a flask on the 20 minute walk from Vitos to Byrd Stadium
    Step 4 - Watch MD beat FSU at 8pm to take the inside track to the ACC Championship game.
    Step 5 - Go back to the car.
    Step 6 - Assuming it isn't super late hit BMore for Evan's Movember event.
    Step 7 - Return home fat happy and exhausted.

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  2. Boogers McRibNovember 16, 2010 at 12:05 PM

    I'm just saying, it's a frickin' 7-step itinerary! Besides, drinking and driving isn't jackal at all. Drinking flasks walking around college towns is. I'm boycotting Movember, despite the mustached Caps impressive stats. Count me in for pizza, Papa Cheyne cypher and football with some intermittent and continuous sprinkles of college girl ogling.

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  3. Rusty T. BoneNovember 16, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    You know what else had a bar playing Black Eyed Peas and chicks in it?

    Hot Tub Time Machine.

    Just sayin.

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  4. ScarShouldersNovember 16, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    OH SNAP!!! ODB COMES THROUGH WITH SOME SERIOUS KNOWLEDGE DROPPINGS!!!

    HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. ScarShouldersNovember 16, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    I should also add the drinking would be before the game and the driving would be after. Everyone knows that anything drank at a tailgate is gone by the time the game is over. Duh...

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