Friday Hotties: Women of the UFC

So much beauty in the face of brutality.


Hopefully they consoled this guy:

JOTD: Pe'Shon Howard

That #21 looks real good on you young General.

JOTD: John Wall

John Wall puts up his first triple double of his career. I think he is the 5th fastest to ever get a triple double in his career, in his 6th game. 19 pts 13 assists 10 board 6 steals 1 blocked shot and only 1 TO

Do you know who the 4th fastest was?


We're probably going to see this dude jackal it up in the Den a lot, huh?

KFTC II: NFL Network

You're providing a forecast for a football game. In a dome. KFTC.

KFTC: Ohio

Look, bringing down towers, in the right direction, is a fucking hard thing to do. Ohio, you head back to that list of condemned structures and industrial-grade dynamite and you try again. You don't completely suck at everything, do you?

Mancation Memories: Droppa and 'The Goat'

All Shote Sleeves' talk about Mancation planning got ol' BMR's wheels turning a bit. You see Boog, Ol' Filthy, Droppa Deuce and Ball Deep went all family vacation style and drove that ass to Montreal. We certainly had some good hucks along the way. There wasn't one I recall more vividly than explaining "The Goat" to Droppa for the first time.

*Dramatization: Ball Deep's Durango is not this savage

Withered, stinky travelers were blazing southbound after 'Merica's paranoid ass made us wait at the border and practically beg to come home. But that gave us plenty of time to rock out to 'We (Symbol of a Gun) Clones' and talk about how awesome lappers were at Cafe Paree. It may have been the cafe that had your boy Boogers eyeing up everything female that rolled by. One such roll by prompted BMR to shout obscenities(rare, I know). At that time, your boy explained he was "about to show that bitch 'The Goat'", and Droppa fell in sweet sweet love. No one was actually shown The Goat that day, but maybe, just maybe, Shote Sleeves gets his Mancation and some unfortunate elderly woman gets a terrific panorama of a dozen grown men hunched over with their junk between their legs. Amen, Shotey. A Mancation is in order.

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Happy Birthday Shote Sleeves!

Your present is an embarrassing alumnus:



Oh, and some more bad news about Mr. Newton.* Have a great day!

*For the record, (1) I think he's amazing and really hope he can keep playing this season and (2) I sort of think college players should be paid in some way for the revenue they generate for their schools and (3) I'm not sure why we care about his academics at his previous school except as part of a slander campaign to convince the public that athletes are dirty so that ADs can avoid what I said in (2).

KFTC: Jackals Disguised As Philanthropists

Yo, to you jackals exploiting disease to improve your chances of 'Babyface-esque' dick wetness, KFTC. I don't appreciate it in the slightest. Boogers is boycotting all things 'Movember'*.



* All things ' Movember' that put other jackals' "asscapades" disproportionately ahead of his own.

Goddamnit...