BMR: Yo, what up, bitch?
Roomie: Ain't shit, ninja. Chillin'.
BMR: Aight, aight. Check it. BMR's office is closing at 1 and a jackal is trying to get awesome. I told my people it would be cool if they came over.
Roomie: Well, shit, BMR, I don't know. I was going to clean the house and go to work on Saturday on a holiday weekend and not, you know, interact with anyone in a social context. Would it be cool if you just went to bed at ten like I do and we could both be miserable and not have fun? Ever?
BMR: Pfft. How about this? I'll clean the bathrooms and pretend right now like we won't come back and be loud after the bars close.
Roomie: Deal.
this is priceless
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