Mancation Memories: Droppa and 'The Goat'

All Shote Sleeves' talk about Mancation planning got ol' BMR's wheels turning a bit. You see Boog, Ol' Filthy, Droppa Deuce and Ball Deep went all family vacation style and drove that ass to Montreal. We certainly had some good hucks along the way. There wasn't one I recall more vividly than explaining "The Goat" to Droppa for the first time.

*Dramatization: Ball Deep's Durango is not this savage

Withered, stinky travelers were blazing southbound after 'Merica's paranoid ass made us wait at the border and practically beg to come home. But that gave us plenty of time to rock out to 'We (Symbol of a Gun) Clones' and talk about how awesome lappers were at Cafe Paree. It may have been the cafe that had your boy Boogers eyeing up everything female that rolled by. One such roll by prompted BMR to shout obscenities(rare, I know). At that time, your boy explained he was "about to show that bitch 'The Goat'", and Droppa fell in sweet sweet love. No one was actually shown The Goat that day, but maybe, just maybe, Shote Sleeves gets his Mancation and some unfortunate elderly woman gets a terrific panorama of a dozen grown men hunched over with their junk between their legs. Amen, Shotey. A Mancation is in order.