Stab me in the face: GCOTDecade: These shitheads from Nick Jr

Do you have a kid? (Head would know what I am referring to but his kid is probably reading calculus books and eating hemp burgers.) No, well if you did you would know the agony of sitting through the Fresh Beat Band. Watch from 52 seconds. The white kid raps....un-fucking-believable



PS If you do have a baby jackal let them watch Yo Gabba Gabba...It's way better the producers definitely did hallucinogenic drugs.

PPS the redhead is sort of hot in a "I'd like to smash your head with the claw end of a hammer" sort of way. Original BD knows what the fuck I am talkin' about.

Jackal Query: Kyle Got Digits

Dude, ninja, does a jackal remember the last time Boogers got interns in his office? He's got another one for the spring, we'll call him 'Kyle', for lack of a better alias. Kyle's got his 'ESS AICH' together, but maybe a screw loose here or there. He had some questions for your boy BMR, but dude is hella busy these days. I figured I would forward his inquiry into the Den, get a couple jackals on the case.

So Kyle got some digits over the weekend and he wants to impress the young lady. He's also compelled to keep it jackal. Could the Den offer up some suggestions for Kyle's first date?

JOTD: General Greivis

2000 points, 700 dimes, 600 boards, only player in ACC history to do so. Top story on ESPNs home page. Carrying my red hot boys into the postseason.

VIVA EL CALLEJERO!!

Canada, We're Better At Your Sport Than You Are. Ba Leeve It.

Ninjas that don't know get put to sleep. Sadney Crysby is a bitch. The U21 beat that ass in the gold medal game. It looks like the big boys just bumped you out of the real dance. American Hockey > Canadian Hockey.

WTF???!!!!

if you dare watch past 33 seconds...GAF

Jackalympics

Yes, RTB/OBD, but...

Soleil Moon Frye, spell that mamba jamba, was a child. Those Olsen twins would be righteous if they'd eat a couple deer loins or sumpin'.

Stick to what you know

After fiddling with the Comic Life shit for over an hour I realize that I can better contribute to the Den my own way...

So I am throwing in the towel before I end up like the comic equivalent of this guy:

(I cannot believe he is still punching...)
or Sharon Stone playing the hologram bitch from Total Recall here:


PS Boog you be obsessed with some brunettes homey. You gotta diversify your porfolio son!

To continue with the 80's theme, and to top BMR's previous post

I present- Punky Brewster- another 80's chick who is way hotter that Allysa however the fuck you spell her name Milano. Don't get me wrong, she is still hot, just my bitch is way hotter.

Ole dirty getting back in touch.

Kicking it 80's now.

If yall ninjas have not seen this whole movie, watch it. Rowdy Roddy Pipper shoots aliens, then fights this guy, who I never know his name, but always plays the crazy black guy in movies. This is the penultimate (yes I used that word right) moment in this movie, the denouement you could say. Watch this shit.

Also, a longer term goal of mine is to build a truck like this for you old-school 1980s mother fuckers out there-

Wow, screwed that placement up. Either way, its the fall guy truck. Off to drink more MHL's . Holla.