C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS

View from my seats as the caps dominated the Panthers this past Friday night. I was lucky enough to get watch the only worth while thing about DC show the them pussys whats up. ROCK THE RED!!! Hopefully Comcast sports net will allow me to watch the caps continue their streak this Tuesday against the bruins.

HOOOWWWWWLLLLL!!!!!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

Now give me my fucking Capitals hat....God damn you NFLshop....god DAMN you!

I'll learn you bitches!

PS in case you can't read the picture:
"Crosby is a crybaby bitch...HHHHHOOOWWWLLLLL!!!!....Go Caps....SHITTSBURG"  Thanks for the idea Babyface.

Hope these fools get bitchslapped on NBC next Sunday.  

Friday Hottie...Again: Pirelli Tires Calendar girls

I am not sure what any of this has to do with tires, but it is sort of cool in a eurotrash sort of way.


PS Keep fuckin' THAT chicken!

Friday Hottie: Natalie Gulbis

Natalie, get good and stretched out there. This tour photographer was admiring your technique and how you refuse to swing a club before those tendons, ligaments and other muscle tissues are good and ready. This Friday Hottie knows her way around a shaft and can never have too many balls.

WTF!!??!?!?

Have you ever been slapped about the face repeatedly for an entire month? This has been this kind of month. Work sucks at the moment, housing situation is driving BD2 crazy, and punk ass New Jersey is a polluted wasteland...I can't take this shit!
To top it all off I ordered up a Caps cap and guess what the chicken fuckers sent me instead. A fucking powder blue Shittsburg Peguins t-shirt. (head tipped downward shaking side-to-side)

PS - I know I have a lot of posts to read up on but I somehow was able to get through the gay clone firewall at work and slap in this post.

To all my real live Jackals....BallDEEP be having problems...

Get That Fuckin' Post Out Of My Face!

Goddamn I was tired of looking at that goofy motherfucker. If the Beastie Boys only knew the shit show for which they planted the seed. Getting that damn post off the top of the Den feels about as good as letting one rip while you sip on a golden beer on a sunny afternoon. Ready to be sad? Check out this chick's breast to ass ratio.

GAF?

Up to you jackals is this guy GAF or not?

Either way caps be fucking shit up. ROCK THE RED NINJAS!!!

Jackal Come Lately: No Room For VM On the UMD Bandwagon

Before this gets too far along, BMR has to set the record straight. I don't have a written statement, but I'd like to recount, for the Den's good and conscious consideration, an exchange I had some weeks back with our boy, one University of Maryland College Park Terrapin Alumnus, Voicemail. I was attending a Wild Card Playoff game/bluegrass-inspired hoot-en-anny, erstwhile, the Terps were suiting up for a wee bit of the heave ho on the hardcourt for their first in-conference matchup with FSU's 'Noles. BMR was fixin' to see how his boys would fare, not an alumnus at all, but a true Maryland sports fan - Ravens/O's/Terps/Caps/eh hem, Wizards, but consistent as a mawlfucker. My question was posed to our good lad, VM, "Are we gonna throw this Terps game on?" BMR inquired. "They suck yo,"(or something akin) was VM's retort. At some point thereafter dude ran on about some character from Georgetown and 'did I see that game last week?' of course to which your real live jackal BMR exhaled with a "pffft", as in 'fuck yo' shit' or 'Georgetown, I hate yo' sorry ass'. We caught bits and pieces, but a majority of the second half didn't make it to the screen. BMR was on an island. VM, is this to say you've worked so long at your [undisclosed employer] and fogotten what it's like to be here?Georgetown isn't doing shit. Rock the red, yo.

Easy math

Bad day at work? Man got you down? Got a case of the tuesdays? 

Leave early + glenmrangie + ice + sister picking you up + second row seats to terps = problem solved

GCOTD: LeBron James

When you're a 7-foot tall manchild, flopping for foul calls will make you look damn near ridiculous. Dude can ball, it's been documented, but play the game, man. Let the refs be refs. The NBA is basketball's gay clone. Thank the lawd jesus, the college game is still pure and jackal as fuck.

You're the gay clone of that kid who was nationally televised as a high schooler. I used to root for you like a real live jackal. Now, I'll only do so when you play the Spurs, because only Tim Duncan cries for more fouls than you do.

American sports media has nurtured this fucker's ego for wayyyy too long. Who is this tattoo referring to as the chooser? David Stern? God? NBA fans? You're not basketball's messiah, dude.