When you're a 7-foot tall manchild, flopping for foul calls will make you look damn near ridiculous. Dude can ball, it's been documented, but play the game, man. Let the refs be refs. The NBA is basketball's gay clone. Thank the lawd jesus, the college game is still pure and jackal as fuck.
You're the gay clone of that kid who was nationally televised as a high schooler. I used to root for you like a real live jackal. Now, I'll only do so when you play the Spurs, because only Tim Duncan cries for more fouls than you do.
Amen NBA blows!
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like he has a case of the ScarShoulders. I remember SS and his dad complaining about everything everytime we used to ball. SS would get kicked out, his dad would get kicked out, SS and his dad would get kicked out. Lebron just needs to step it up and get that shit full-blown. Put suntan lotion on that tat on his back, stand in the sun for 10 hours straight, get super-SS status and get kicked the F out of every game! Wait, do AA's get sunburned?
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Where the fuck did T-Large come from? And such unprompted attack on SS and Papa SS? Is somebody still a widdle upset about the J E T S Jets Jets Jets? Don't take your failing at football playoffs frustrations out on me...
ReplyDeleteAs for Lebron, he does get all the calls, that's what makes it so frustrating. And he never gets T'd up. SS and Papa SS got persecuted for years for raging against the machine and winning one championship (which Lebron never did) over the evil Darth Vader of Western Howard County Basketball Pat Nolan. Plus when I get heated I spit hot fire, Lebron rolls around on the ground and pretends he is bleeding like a little bitch...
hahaha Pat Nolan. hahahahahahaha.
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