What Ball Deep does for a free Coke and a Hot Dog

Breaking News: College Shooter not associated with VT

A man who shoot up a community college in Northern Virgina surprisingly did not have any connections to Virginia Tech. The non-VT shooter did not even plan to transfer to Virginia Tech or had any family ties to the school.

There are reports that he was spotted at a bar that was showing the VT game, making some sense out of this senseless act.

p.s. Boogers why the fuck you post a picture of fat nerd computer kid?

The Ravens Suck

I don't want to make the playoffs. My team looks like shit. Everyone knows the offense runs through Ray Rice. Joe Flacco, you're not Steve McNair, this was not Ravens vs. Colts Divisional Playoff from 2007 that subsequently got BMR booted out of Plompton. Don't throw interceptions in the end zone on second down. Frank Walker, I know you can't cover your kids text books, but goddamnit. Ed Reed, thanks for letting us know you weren't gonna play about twenty minutes prior to kickoff. T Sizzle, way to beat up and bleach soak your ghetto ass baby mama and not travel with the team. Ravens organization, I love you, but goddamn recognize a fucking opportunity when it walks up and kicks you in the nuts on national television. Awesome, now the weather sucks and all I can cheer for is Canadians on ice getting fucked up by Russians and one of college basketball's streakiest, yes SS, streakiest players leading the Terps to glory on the hard court.

TV is about to get . . . . Gay as FUCK!

http://www.nbc.com/sing-off/video/clips/the-sing-off/1179089/

Yup. That will be on TV. I would assume 5 days a week eventually. Have fun BD2.

Howl if ya hear me!

Kaia was asleep then she heard the Terps were about to tip off and she promptly woke up and howled. Howl if ya hear me!!!!

Terps Vs. Villanova Live Game Thread

Boogers and I are in the original Jackals Den. Eight one one Malcolm. We have beer. We've been drinking it. We rooted for the SKins even though neither of us like those Bammas. We've watched the Giants teach the Cowgirls the art of SMASHMOUF FOOTBAWL. We have had much salsa verde. The Terps are about to jump off. Watch the game and post in the comments. Garys about to get another top 5 pelt to put on the wall in his office.



HOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talking Football

Run the fucking ball Redskins I got COTRIGHT! going in fantasy...

Fuck NY

I found a good reason to have a kid.  Among all of the many other things that make it awesome to be the dad of a future jackalette, being a father allows for an early exit from a holiday party where the majority of participants reside in either in "Bro"boken, NJ or Strong Island, NY.  No football, no quality beverages no hot women, no decent food, etc., etc.

Being a father gets you out of parties with a bunch of Long Island guidos talking about "da giants" and "mootzarell" and " da Bronx Bombas worll champs".  Seriously fuck NY all "7" boroughs.  Fuck the wannabe rich fucks of Long Island, Fuck the yuppie hipster Brooklynites, fuck the my shit don't stink and I wear Brooks Brothers Manhattanites, fuck the suburban sprawl Queens, fuck da home of da Yankees Bronx, fuck Staten Island NYs landfill, and most of all fuck the entire state of NJ,  Parasite on a giant fucking douchebag's ass.  Please someone throw Ball DEEP a life jacket because a jackal be drowning in GAFness up in dis bitch.

BD2 out.

No Justice Done Here

...but you make due with what you got.

Elevator Talk

Look at your boy SS go!

It's casual Friday!

I got the shoes on!

Did my boss ask me if I'm going bowling?

Yes!

Do I care?

No!

Do you get this joke?

You weren't in Vegas were you???