Most Jackal of All Time Nominee (Again): Miles Davis

Photo Caption: "Go Asleep and shit"

You may remember my post where I touted Miles as the most Jackal of all time. I contend any jackal to offer some other entry that would be better. He made REAL American music, he was the Godfather of modern music, he got awesome (I heard in an interview he said he got so awesome he passed out for 5 days....5...days.. awesome.), drove Ferraris, pimped (white) women, and was basically the shit in every way. And his music is fucking amazing.

By the way if you have Sirius or XM, they are running a Miles Davis Radio this week which inspired this follow up up post:

NEW YORK - SIRIUS XM Radio (NASDAQ: SIRI) announced that it launched Miles Davis Radio,
a 24-hour commercial-free channel devoted to the music and career of Miles
Davis, one of the greatest visionaries and most important figures in jazz
history.

The limited-run channel will launch on Friday, November 20 at
3:00 pm ET and will run until Wednesday, November 25 on SIRIUS channel 72 and XM
channel 70.

Jackal ass shit: BLAKROC

I heard 2 tracks off this shit so far and they are off the chain good.

Sittin' on the Toilet

Something random to distract Ravens and Redskins fans from their losses in big games that they really should have won:



Note: I'm not sure if this is really funny or the worst thing ever.

Friday Hottie: Erin Go Bragh

For you unfortunate slugs, I mean non-Irish, Erin Go Bragh is an expression meaning "Ireland forever"

RIP: Mancation(the term)

[excerpt from the 'Elliot In The Morning' WEBSITE]


Wednesday, November 18
Elliot In The Morning’s Guys’ Night Out with Skindred: We’re taking over the H Street Corridor for a one-night only helmet party… mancation. [INFO]
Am I cut? Did you see the Matt Bradley-Aaron Voros fight? OMGosh. [VIDEO]
Gov. Paterson blasts decision to hold 9/11 trials in NYC. [STORY] UPDATE: AG Holder defends move to New York. [STORY]
Something to do while unemployed: Serve on a jury. [STORY]
“I’ve definitely made a fair amount of career mistakes, but when it comes to commercials, if I can be funny – I’ll do it.” Actor-comedian-father Jim Gaffiganchecked in in advance of this Friday’s Baltimore appearance. [AUDIO] Jim Gaffigan; Fri., November 20; Lyric Opera House; Baltimore, MD; 8:00 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. [TICKETS]
‘The Cucumber Incident’: Suit alleges sexual harassement at Richmond-based law firm. [STORY]
Is it a Wisconsin tradition to drink milk at weddings? [E-MAIL] Elliot says 'yes,' the Internet says 'no.'
Our old friends Isaac and Thorry of The Kin stopped by to talk about their new record, play a few songs from it, and teach Elliot the didgeridoo. [AUDIO 1] [AUDIO 2] [AUDIO 3] [“Waking Up Shining”] ‘THE UPside’ is now available.




My Jackals, BMR has terrible news on three fronts. Allow me to elaborate:


1) BMR was listening to 'Elliot in the Morning' today. I'm really ashamed and I can assure you I tuned in to hear Boomer Esiason's picks, because he loves my dirty birds. But Boomer doesn't call in on Friday morning with picks anymore, so instead all I heard was 'Elliot in the Morning'.


2) An ad for an Elliot In The Morning-themed bar crawl came on the radio and it involves Elliot and a "Guy's Night Out" on the H St. Corridor, BMR's stomping grizzounds. Not cool.


3) Aforementioned bar crawl uttered the term 'Mancation' to describe a "Guy's Night Out"( I thought only chicks did gender-specific outings, but that's another post/jackalism). So it's a Monday night on H St., and it's being dubbed "Mancation". Anyhow, I thought it's about time we dropped the term like a furlong of bricks. We could go straight to Jackal OTA as SS wisely dubbed UMD/VT and the BMR vs. SS Sr. Heavyweight matchups that recently brought Head and BD "Jameson" 2 to town, while pulling our sketchy Virginia Tech associates(Crazy Pat, Tico & Co.) out of the wood work as well.


We had a good run, Mancation, but it's time to part ways. Have a great time treating NOVA trash to boring nights out in my neighborhood. Douche.

Thanksgiving Day

Any Jackals up in the NYC area trying to UNF the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade with the Mrs., the Lynx, and yours truly? Babyface is drumlining it and I'm looking for an able bodied Jackal to carry the other pole of the most glorious Jackals banner...

Walmart...America's cockroach

This is pretty damn shocking.

SKULLFUCK URUGUAY IN THE ASS

Sorry Tico. Maybe this will make it better?

Jackal's Day in Court:

On the morrow, BMR is going to do his best to seek retribution. This aggression will not stand, Fanny. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. I can't imagine how much it must suck to be a lawyer. Although, my roommate is a lawyer and she works tirelessly, to little avail, so I have an idea. But I've been "building my case" and this shit sucks. Wish a jackal luck...

OLD NEWS

As if Papa John's didn't already suck enough (food poisoning 3x).

http://ballhype.com/story/pizza_chain_apologizes_for_crybaby_lebron_shirt/