Wednesday, November 18
Elliot In The Morning’s Guys’ Night Out with Skindred: We’re taking over the H Street Corridor for a one-night only
Am I cut? Did you see the Matt Bradley-Aaron Voros fight? OMGosh. [VIDEO]
Gov. Paterson blasts decision to hold 9/11 trials in NYC. [STORY] UPDATE: AG Holder defends move to New York. [STORY]
Something to do while unemployed: Serve on a jury. [STORY]
“I’ve definitely made a fair amount of career mistakes, but when it comes to commercials, if I can be funny – I’ll do it.” Actor-comedian-father Jim Gaffiganchecked in in advance of this Friday’s Baltimore appearance. [AUDIO] Jim Gaffigan; Fri., November 20; Lyric Opera House; Baltimore, MD; 8:00 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. [TICKETS]
‘The Cucumber Incident’: Suit alleges sexual harassement at Richmond-based law firm. [STORY]
Is it a Wisconsin tradition to drink milk at weddings? [E-MAIL] Elliot says 'yes,' the Internet says 'no.'
Our old friends Isaac and Thorry of The Kin stopped by to talk about their new record, play a few songs from it, and teach Elliot the didgeridoo. [AUDIO 1] [AUDIO 2] [AUDIO 3] [“Waking Up Shining”] ‘THE UPside’ is now available.
My Jackals, BMR has terrible news on three fronts. Allow me to elaborate:
1) BMR was listening to 'Elliot in the Morning' today. I'm really ashamed and I can assure you I tuned in to hear Boomer Esiason's picks, because he loves my dirty birds. But Boomer doesn't call in on Friday morning with picks anymore, so instead all I heard was 'Elliot in the Morning'.
2) An ad for an Elliot In The Morning-themed bar crawl came on the radio and it involves Elliot and a "Guy's Night Out" on the H St. Corridor, BMR's stomping grizzounds. Not cool.
3) Aforementioned bar crawl uttered the term 'Mancation' to describe a "Guy's Night Out"( I thought only chicks did gender-specific outings, but that's another post/jackalism). So it's a Monday night on H St., and it's being dubbed "Mancation". Anyhow, I thought it's about time we dropped the term like a furlong of bricks. We could go straight to Jackal OTA as SS wisely dubbed UMD/VT and the BMR vs. SS Sr. Heavyweight matchups that recently brought Head and BD "Jameson" 2 to town, while pulling our sketchy Virginia Tech associates(Crazy Pat, Tico & Co.) out of the wood work as well.
We had a good run, Mancation, but it's time to part ways. Have a great time treating NOVA trash to boring nights out in my neighborhood. Douche.
What are you some sort of redneck fearing bitch? "waaaaa someone took our awesomeness and made it uncoll. how can we ever stop them? waaaaaa. This is what we do, see... We get the Jackals banner. We march up and down H street. We beat ass and hurl UNF and take our fucking word back!!!
ReplyDeleteBALEEVE IT!
You may have an ally in VoiceMail he was hating on the term last weekend. I did google it and see some pretty fucking gay assholes using Mancation as a dudes getaway. But does Tiger woods stop playing golf because people (corporate suckasses and old people) imitate him??!! I think not...
ReplyDeletehow about Jackalcation...
ReplyDeleteAll i want is to get Elliot in the Morning strap him down and take a shit on his mouth, a full steaming turd size or a spray diarraeh attack...Fuck that guy
ReplyDeleteElliot is the Glen Beck of DJs in that he's worth about as much as the acorns you can dig out of my dog's shit from September - November.
ReplyDeleteMy disillusion with the term isn't news, I say Jackalation's pretty good, but I'm thinking of a way to work hunting into the name. Oh, and I like OTA too.