Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Jackal's Day in Court:


On the morrow, BMR is going to do his best to seek retribution. This aggression will not stand, Fanny. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. I can't imagine how much it must suck to be a lawyer. Although, my roommate is a lawyer and she works tirelessly, to little avail, so I have an idea. But I've been "building my case" and this shit sucks. Wish a jackal luck...
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8 comments:

  1. MattNovember 19, 2009 at 6:04 AM

    Get that sock chewing ass WAAAAAAA!

    Stay off his dick.

    seriously good luck, I hope it works out that you get paid for being so determined to seek justice. quite jackal indeed

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  2. HeadNovember 19, 2009 at 7:08 AM

    Godspeed BMR, godspeed.

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  3. ScarShouldersNovember 19, 2009 at 9:03 AM

    Get em boy... Get em boy... Get that motha fucka boy!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrr this is not a fuckin GAME!!! ame ame ame...

    1 Jackal point to the first to identify that pull.

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  4. MattNovember 19, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    DMX??

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  5. ScarShouldersNovember 19, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    BALL DEEP WITH THE CORRECT PULL!!! Somebodies getting bought a shot of Jameson in Vegas...

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  6. Boogers McRibNovember 19, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Thwarted. Case slated for January 15. She pulled some kind of illness or contiuency? or something, I don't know, judge was speakin' Greece. I swear I'll shut up about it until it's resolved.

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  7. ScarShouldersNovember 19, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    Bullshit of the bullshits. Sounds like Fanny wants a visit at her place of business from a certain someone in a mustache and a fedora...

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  8. MattNovember 19, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    I am thinking she needs a Blazer full of heads to pull up and egg her house junior year of high school style.

    "hey man did you egg my house?" victim

    "nah man that wasn't me (snicker)" BD2

    "you sure because I saw you and Droppa Deuce and heard you calling me out by name and then speed away with a bunch of glenelg heads in a Blazer." victim

    "nah wasn't me man (double snicker)"BD2

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