Football Educational Post

10-16 for 188 yards and 2 TDs, team scores 21 points with him in the game. 4-6 for 70 yards 1 TD and 1 lost fumble, team scores 7 points and gives up the ball at their own 20 with him in the game. Number 1 picks are better than number 2 picks. Any questions?

Friday Hottie: Laura Lee

Jackals Sleepy Again?

Is the Martian atmosphere making the Den sleepy? Have Boogers long-talked about long-sought-after Martians put us asleep with such little ease? We are on Mars MotherFuckers!!! New worlds conquered by the mighty Jackal! Wake up and talk about this shit! It is a good time to be a Jackal!

Anubis's Will Be Done

The economic, employment, criminal and social implications of this would be so fucking great for this country. We'll see how many friends RJ Reynolds and Anheuser Busch have on Capitol Hill, but fuck them. We are the masses.

"There's no guarantee it will happen this year, but there’ll be more initiatives on state ballots in 2014, and 2016, and beyond. Most pot activists and policy analysts I spoke to put the timeframe for legalization at 5-7 years, tops." 

GCOTD: Scar Shoulders

This conversation occurred this morning and incensed me. Not knowing/appreciating music is one thing, but one would think such ignorance would require one remove oneself from said debate. I'm not knocking Janis Joplin. I wish she was hotter, because she was probably an animal in the sack. That said, Jerry Garcia, along with the rest of the Grateful Dead, their crew, Ken Kesey, the Merry Pranksters the Wall of Sound, LSD, San Francisco did way more for music than Janis did. She was a lynx. But go ahead, shut yo mouth.

JOTD; Chris Davis

What can this guy not do?

Seriously, Bud Selig, a little YouTubes never hurt nobody. You wonder why every little kid in America doesn't want to play baseball? You're a douche. Your league is douche-esque. No salary cap? Rings for sale? Fuck the Yankees and fuck you.

Hello, Distraction...

 Your ol' pal was getting real salty with tha politics and ecomonomics, but check it, America can just get shitty and watch the fooze. Keep an eye on the jackal pictured below. Pittsburgh be some skrimp!

Someone let Dante (Reagan?) know........

...we Jackals be rolling ten deep (at least) down that beautiful highway, that old familiar highway to HELL!!! Can anyone say Thunderstruck or Thunderfuck, if you be the Boogers man!?!?! All I know is when these nuc plants start going it won't matter what AC/DC song we be singing at the time, they will all be pertinent. Meltdown, Brainshake, Deep in the Hole, Live Wire, Shot Down in Flames, Shake Your Foundations, Fire Your Guns, Got You By the Balls Take Your Pick

Quotable Quotes

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable, a most sacred right – a right which we hope and believe is to liberate the world. Nor is this right confined to cases in which the whole people of an existing government may choose to exercise it. Any portion of such people, that can, may revolutionize, and make their own of so much of the territory as they inhabit." - Abraham Lincoln, in an address before Congress, January 1848 Yeah, I'm mailing it in now. Still, quality content though. Also, S.S., won't be able to make party, but congrats. RTBizzle out.

Puttin Clones in Their Homes

A few weeks ago OBD threw some props in the way of the clone Ronald Reagan... allow Killer Mike to retort.



Ronald Reagan was an actor, not at all a factor...  Killer Mike must be a den reader and is jacking SSs comments...

**Bonus points for this being track 6 on the album**