You Don't Say...

I'm kind of tired of ninjas waiting a decade to start talking about shit.

Did you digest that? How's this for holy shit?

Gay Clone Industry: Douchebag Manufacture

If I had known these fuckers were right in my back yard, I would have gotten awesome and UNF'd that ass. I do want to bury my turtle in Michelle Bachmann's mud, though...

Life of a Jackal- Excerpts from the Fringe of O.B.D.'s Life

Yo! Finally off work early, so checking in with some funnies, 4 real. Havent had time to update on the hilarity of my life recently.

So, I was at a superbowl party with the chick I was seeing, at her sisters place. All their family was there, like 10 people. All liberal/tree-hugger types, and they are talking about b.s. while I am trying to watch the freakin game and get my swurve on. So, as I wander up from the tv room where the men are; in search of more beers, I get accosted by the women, about something. They are talking about something that I clearly dont remember or cared to hear at the time right- So I decided to interrupt , and tell them about my latest re-discovered pasttime- littering! (SS I know you feel me!) I go off for approx. 4 minutes on the joys of throwing soda bottles and random food trash out my truck window while I am driving, and the laughter and joy it brings me.

Then I realize everybody is staring @ me like I'm a Nazi or something. Squares= Freaked Out. There was some nervous laughter from everybody else, as if I might be joking, and my chick made some dumb joke about punching me if she saw me do that, and I said something about her not being able to see that happen if a milkshake hits her windshield while shes driving, and then the awkwardness increased, and nobody was real enough to say anything about this, and then I said excuse me, opened the fridge, got two beers out (pretending one was for someone else; it wasn't) and walked past the still silent women to watch the rest of the superbowl.

I laughed about this off and on for approximately that day until present, off and on.

Also, advice to you single (and newly single) fellas- No matter how well you mean it, telling a chick she has nice "meat curtains" is almost universally NOT accepted as a compliment by the gentler sex. Go'an an ax me how I know that.


Bdizzle out.

Eye for an eye right???

This one's for you Boogers. I thought your laser was for shooting large objects i.e. planes boats etc etc. This laser is for blinding civilians and also works against pirates. Man these pirates got people sweating. Non lethal right? Well guess so but you might be blind for a few days.

But look you fucking retards, the pirates are ready for this one. Know what that patch over there eye is for? Well its there back up eye and they can see through the patch. Blind 'em in one eye, they flip the patch off and put a sword through your gut. Pirates are smart like that, probably do drugs too.

Jackal Coping Mechanisms: Sex and Ganja

Could Detroit go from this


to this?

Keeping It Jackal: Barack Obama

"I said, 'You want to repeal health care? Go at it. We'll have that debate. You're not going to be able to do that by nickel-and-diming me in the budget. You think we're stupid?'"

Mr. Obama said he told House Speaker John Boehner and members of his staff that he'd spent a year and a half getting the sweeping health care legislation passed -- paying "significant political costs" along the way -- and wouldn't let them undo it in a six-month spending bill.

Friday Hottie: Kelly Monaco

Peek a Boo

Peek the fucking boo motherfuckers...Please somebody cut this fucking deficit

p.s. Shit aint going to be pretty for while, PLEASE everyone have 6 months of income in liquid holdings...(a ton of cash i know...)

Go To Sleep: Butterbean Highlights

This guy sure is awkward talking on camera, but he used to put fools asleep.

Keep Fucking That Chicken: DEA

If you don't want to click this link and read the article, you should at least click it and check out some of the banners on this Korean news site. Some fuckin' weird shit, I'm not sure what services are being advertised here.



As far as educating yourself on this subject, it might not be worth the time and energy. Or anything I bitch about here in the Den, for that matter. Just let Ol' Boogers do his thing.