NOOOOO! Not the Good News!

Oh yes. The good news. Quick, Fox News, drum up some catastrophe!

Put your money where your incoherent speaking mouth is.

$50. Your blessed futbol aggregate home and home score style. Terps and tech. You and me Tico. And pay up this time bitch.

JOTD: Boogers McRib

http://hypem.com/#!/item/17jns/Fort+Knox+Five+-+Fifth+of+Cool+J+Edit+

http://hypem.com/#!/item/1676d/Fort+Knox+Five+-+Revolution+DC+s+Finest+Remint+

Ninja knew what he was talking about with Fort Knox Five, that's for sure...

Jackal Coping Mechanisms: BBQ

An area larger than France and Germany combined was inundated with floods, so what did the Aussie's do for the flood victims? They had a fucking BBQ!

"People in Britain were watching this hour by hour, minute by minute, hoping and praying for you," said Hague at a barbecue with flood victims in the east coast city, Australia's third-largest.

Getting Awesome: Drunk Owl

Owls are so awesome. Owls that get awesome? I can't quantify the awesomeness.

We can't all be winners BMR......

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....................just take this guy for example. I mean he has a Scottie dog on his freakin' hat!!!! And what the fuck is stitched on his socks? Oh lord, the free world collectively sighs. If only I could reincarnate TJ and let him go Jackal on his pathetic ass, boy would I feel better!

A Jackal Defeated: BMR

DC v. BC

Granted Canada is GAF. Granted the Caps are the shit. My allegiance has never once wavered. All I said meant was if I was to have to pick a team from the west to play the Capitals in the Cup it would be Vancouver. I gained an appreciation for them in the Olympics when Kelser was rocking the shit for the Mericans. SS and Boogers you all gots to chill.

Matt Hendricks is a crazy mother fucker. I fucking love this guy. Caps may have lost but worry not my friends...this is our year.

Go Seahawks. McNabb is going to be a great quarterback. Ally McBeal is a good show. New Radicals are a good band. BD2 be on some bullshit...

Go The Fuck Asleep

http://kenpom.com/team.php?team=Maryland

Yeah. #1 defense in the country. Terps are putting mother fuckers on LOCKDOWN this year. Don't fucking sleep.

On Metro.

DRRRRRROOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDD!!!!!!!!

Friday Hottie: A Dedication to Tico the Loco

Jackie Guerrido, partly awesome with a chance of enormous titties...

 

She puts the "UH!" in Telemundo.

Baby girl got some off-to-the-side-ass nipples, but I'd get all kinds of involved wit 'em. Check back with me in the year 2020...

And now a Jackals Den first, something Tico can actually understand:

Good morning, Spanish-speaking America, with Jackie Guerrido's Cooter