Keep Fucking That Chicken: Drunks

Whew, that's a relief. It's only Tuesday and I want to drink ridiculous. KFTC, Jackals! If there's any of you out there besides me and SS.

Random Acts of Awesome: Girl at Lincoln Park

BMR be on his dog walk like 60% of the time he's not working. It's cool, keeps a dude busy, keeps some exercise in a ninja's routine. Some days it's kind of tough to make the trek to the park, especially if he was up late the night before making comics or dope ass hip hop as a ninja has been known to do. However, when this jackal rolls out of bed and walks 10 blocks to the park, it's pretty refreshing to come across you, girl who runs in the morning wearing only a sports bra and pair of shorts. You take this jackal for a little stroll through your breasts that glisten in morning sunlight and a stomach fit for frying eggs like Valeria Golino in 'Hot Shots'. So keep running, girl who runs in the morning wearing only a sports bra and a pair of shorts. Here's hoping your tolerance for cold buys me a few more weeks/months of creeping you out while you run past me and my dog.

GCOTD: Troy Polamalu (again, I think)

Guess who's insuring his hair for $1 million.

And here he is visiting a Cancer patient. Who does that? Fag.

Brother Ali and DJ Snuggles

Yours truly was about ten feet from this same performance at Rock the Bells yesterday. I keep telling Jackals Rock the Bells is the fucking truth and Jackals keep acting like clones and not going. My real blood Jackals The Lynx and Babyface hold a brother down though. Awesome fucking time. Love y'all.

KFTC: Paris Hilton

Is it me, or is making a sex tape the best thing this dumb bitch ever did?

When the officer asked Hilton whose cocaine it was “she said she had not seen it but now thought it was gum.”

J(s)OTD: South African Baboons

Yeah, baboons. Freak those squares!

Immortal Technique

Ccq99... where you at tico el loco?

Jedi mind tricks

Where you at Clonelle?

The Jackals Den 1000th Post Extravaganza!!!

T-Large, get bent.
Shote sleeves, get fucking bent.
The Wiz and Head, get Greek bent.
Droppa Deuce, Boppa Bent.
Babyface, get a fake ID, buy a beer, then get bent.
Aldente Schwanz, get bent Philly style (in New Jersey).
King of the Jungle, King of the bent.
Tico285 and cqq99, obtener dobladas.
kaptainpat, captain bent.
VoiceMail and Pontius, bentmail and bentius.
Rusty T. Bone, Rusty G Bent.
Ball DEEP, bent to sleep.

McRib Booginator? My Jackal, I'll see YOU later.

999: Dead Ass Jackals

Runnin' circles round ninjas. BMR hold this motherfucker down like nobody's bizness. Not sure why I have to, SS be witnessing all types of clonedom, BD2x is trying to get the eff out of NJ, Head is getting dumber, football is close, BabyFace lost his virginity, Shote Sleeves killed a guy, Rusty T. saved enough High Life points to get a gun rack, so much to blog about. You still can't see me. Sock chewin' ass ninjas.