Thursday, August 26, 2010

The Jackals Den 1000th Post Extravaganza!!!



T-Large, get bent.
Shote sleeves, get fucking bent.
The Wiz and Head, get Greek bent.
Droppa Deuce, Boppa Bent.
Babyface, get a fake ID, buy a beer, then get bent.
Aldente Schwanz, get bent Philly style (in New Jersey).
King of the Jungle, King of the bent.
Tico285 and cqq99, obtener dobladas.
kaptainpat, captain bent.
VoiceMail and Pontius, bentmail and bentius.
Rusty T. Bone, Rusty G Bent.
Ball DEEP, bent to sleep.
McRib Booginator? My Jackal, I'll see YOU later.

7 comments:

  1. Paul Krugman did not put your graph together, did he? 1000 motherfuckin' Jackalisms. There's a lot of people, contributors to this very blog in fact, who never thought they'd see the day. As long as there are clones, we will be Jackals. HHHHHOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Hoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Hoooowwwwwwwlllllllllllllll!!!! The 929th post!

    See below: 401 posts in 2010 + 528 posts in 2009 = 929 posts. The 1,000 posts on the dashboard includes random posts people started but never published. See, for example, the duplicate draft "Karma is a Bitch: Boogers McRib" by BMR on 6/30/10.

    At the same time, it was a great catch and I'm sure Mancation >> 71 posts (and fuck if Mancation preparation leading to the Den's creation wasn't), so I think we all (mostly BMR) deserve to howl and kick a few clones in the teeth in celebration...

    P.S. I don't even know what it says but I still can't get enough of the Tico line.

    P.P.S. Sí, Mancation, inmediatamente.

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  4. Jesus Debbie Downer, let the man howl at a ninja for a minute Head.

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  5. I wonder if it says "get bent".... clearly you don't speak French... dumbass.

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  6. I think SS has ordered a bit too many picante dishes in his lifetime, bc he just told us to order some fatty mexican hookers for some sick sandwich gangbang...

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  7. Are you complaining tico? I don't even know you anymore...

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