A 'lil Ole Skool Dirt Dog Rock for ya ear pieces.

Yeah, motherfucker. For all my real Western Howard County ninjas out there, doing it since day one mother fuckers. Happy motherfuckin Friday and shit.

JOTD: Basil Marceaux

KFTC: Matt Drudge

I know this fuckbag has already been the Gay Clone of the Day, but his schtick never tires like Pontius' fedora. Seriously, what the fuck is this guy on about and which analysts did he hyperlink to? Deutsche Bank. Wall Street analysts don't like this upper tier tax cut getting... cut, I guess, for lack of a better word. Fuck you, Matt Drudge. Fuck you, Deutsche Bank. Paulie, get out of that fucking barn, the hay is on fire. And give me some goddamn Ravens tickets if you're not using them.

Cologne is for Pussies, literally

Those fucking crazy Germans. Vagina scented cologne? For men?


http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/

Think of the hilarious possibilities of this. Head, I will leave the inevitable shout to you -

Puuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

GCOTD: Sergio Kindle

Well this was certainly a bad start and if you were getting awesome when this happened, your teammates are about to be fuckin' pissed. Oh yeah, there's a pattern of sorts, also not good.

Todays the day

Music will never be the same.
Hooooooowwwwwwlllll!!!!!!

Whoa whoa whoa: Worse Than Lung Cancer

My original point, misconstrued by the real live BD2, was that these poor peeps didn't light one match for one cigarette. They were simply plopped out of a vagina into hell. Bad luck. Geography. Whatever you want to call it. Shit we're fortunate enough not to deal with every day. I will try to be more thorough in future posts.

Whoa whoa whoa....Smoking is GAF

BMR, this comment makes no sense.

"You want to know why I can't quit smoking? Lung cancer ain't shit compared to what a fucking shitload of people will face this century."

good point?

that Native American guy is jackal as fuck and he makes a good point we do need to get back to the natural order of things. Cigarettes are just another form of the "man's" crack he peddles on you and me just as bad or worse than $$, oil, fast food, booze, power and greed.

quit that shit before we have one less jackal breathing



as American as pumpkin pie and baseball....right?



mmmmmm yummy



no joke smoking is GAF

JOTD: Vigilante Bartender

You can tell by this guy's Moinkoffs that he means business. His cherry tomato eyes suggest that running a business that's out of business is pretty stressful, or he dabbles in a bit of the sensimilia. Check it out, jackal instructions. Next time you come across a bar that's been boarded up, break into that motherfucker, open 'er up and serve some motherfuckers some motherfuckin' beverages. Jackal on!

Clone Myth# 319: Ravens W/out Ed Reed Aren't Super Bowl-Caliber

Yeah, this guy Tommy Zbikowski was a total slouch last year. He filled in for Ed Reed for four games and only came away with two interceptions(and had one called back on a bullshit defensive penalty)


To all you cracka ass ninjas that hate the Fighting Irish, suck one. Granted my boy is probably Polish with a name like Zbikowski, but still, watch him box...



White boy wit da 1st round KO. Ba-leeve it. Dirty Birds will be just fine. I know, it's almost training camp and these broke ass NFL writers need some shit to talk about. Don't sleep. I would much prefer a healthy Ed Reed in the 2nd half of the season.