Gay Clone Invention: Ass Rodents

Holy crap, this is hilarious.

Lynx of the Day: Rep. Betsy Markey

What a sexy bitch.

GCsOTD: Flyers Fans

KFTC, shitheads. Although, with more than 350, 000 miles, a new car might have been in order.

Jackal Juxtaposition: Transformers+G.I. Joe=Awesoeme

I'm not even going to pretend I was old enough to appreciate the jackalness of these two cartoons, but even I know that this channel is doing wonderful things by putting them back on the air, back to back, in a late-night time slot. 10.10.10. Ba-leeve it.

P.S. How gay is this?

WTF?: Alabama

WTF?

GCOTD: Brit Hume and FOX News

Wow really? You are really this stupid, huh?



What the fuck are you assholes talking about??!?!?!

Apparently you have to watch news from other countries to see what is really going on:


BMR, I wonder what India is like this time of year? Maybe we should consider exile there. The Beatles seemed to dig it.

Friday Hottie 5 days early: Nicole Schrizzzingersomethingsomething

Your boy BallDEEP was just flipping through the channels and happened to cross paths with Dancing with the Stars. GAF I know. I could care less..."BD2 Dancing with the stars is GAF, you're GAF, blah blah blah" Fuck you I dont care. This Nicole Shsfhhdahadkfh girl is hot as shit I couldn't turn it off. Well played indeed young lady.

UEPOTD(Unfortunate ESPN.com Photo of the Day: Amare Stoudemire

Lynx of the Day: Miss Oklahoma

Oh, what a baited firestorm of a question posed by none other than Oscar Nunez(sorry I have no squiggle to put over your 'n', Oscar, it's not a racial thing). This chick had an opinion and didn't waiver when people started booing and whatnot. I didn't post to start an immigration discussion, I just want to call jackaldom when I see it. KFTC, whoever wrote that stupid fucking question for a beauty pageant. This post would have a lot more credibility if the chick didn't look like a smoothed out Joan Rivers.

GCOTD:Steve King (Iowa-R)

"I can tell you for a fact, he gets elected because of the very large immigrant population in Sioux City. Mostly cities are liberal. You get lots of people together and they usually find common ground. Not Sioux City. Between the Mexicans, Vietnamese, Laotian and others, the white population has gotten crazy Conservative. Seriously batshit crazy Conservative. If the so-called minorities in Sioux City registered to vote and actually did it, no way this assclown King gets elected."