Know What Sucks?: Jury Duty

Your boy BMR would like to introduce a new segment to the Den. It's called 'Know What Sucks?' Today's 'Know What Sucks?' is brought to you by the District of Columbia and BMR's place of beezwax. I'm pretty sure jury duty sucks under any circumstance. The Man was telling BMR he had to use his vacation time to go decide whether or not to imprison a ninja. This myth has since been dispelled, but jury duty is still likely to suck ass. So, DC, you think you want to try and clone me? Not bloody likely.

GCOTD Vol. 2: Sadney Crysby

Are you ready for some fucking 3rd period? Can the Caps borrow your boys' anthem, SS?

GCOTD: Sadney Crysby

In case you missed this on Monday night, another example of what a shitty sportsman Sadney really is. Keep in mind, the Shittsburgh Penisguins are down by two goals, get a good look at Sadney's cross-checking clinic on the 1st star of the game, Henrik Zetterberg. A real live jackal, Jimmy Howard, decided he had seen plenty.

We hate Shittsburgh here in DC/MD, but the hockey rivalry may belong to Detroit. Which is kind of fitting, because those two cities really suck ass...



...lest we forget.



Someone with a bit more time than BMR put one of these together. Awesome song.

JOT(yester)D(ay): Me...Video from yesterday

Jackal of the Day: Me

NJ, I own you. Give me traffic, flooding, rain, stupid people, shitheads with bad haircuts, soccer moms on cell phones,  Jersey Shore TV shows, pollution, toxic air, toxic water, and the list goes on but you will not take my jackalness! Respect thy gangsta at all times and at all costs! Feel my fury!!!!

BLABAHHRRARRRAHAHHRHARHRHARRRAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY JACKALNESS! PLEASE BAALLEEEVE ME!

GO THE FUCK TO ASLEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!

HHHHHHOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS fuck you Google Blogger piece of crap website thingy for wasting a half hour of my life not letting me load my hilarious video, which makes this post make no sense.. Great work....fags

Thank you Head and SS for pointing this out to me...fags

Awesome shit: Minor league hockey brawl

The finer points of this newly discovered sport for BDtwice...

(check out the incidental jacking of the ref)


if you care the story behind the punching

This one is much better:

UNF This Fool: Rush Limbaugh

ElRushbo@eibnet.comThat's the douchebag's email address right there. Me and T-Large already hit him up. Do the same. This fat sack of hot air said he'd leave the country if we passed the bill. So go. Fatass. How did he come up with such a witty and effective slogan to re-establish his broke ass political party? Who are the front runners right now for the next election? Romney? Palin? Steele? They are all punch lines. Limbaugh, your a douche. Get out.

Funny shit...this Hipster blog guy

I listen to this guy's special on Sirius XMU (indie rock station) every Monday where he keeps me up to date with what is cool so I fit in with others and stay hip and I find him hilarious as fuck. Especially this observation about energy drinks.

Hilarious as fuck

Not a Democratic thing, not a Republican thing...a good thing.

Republican Reaction:
"Wait a dagone minute, the goberment is trying ta do stuff...fuck that!"
"McCain, who is in a tough Republican primary fight in his home state, said the GOP "will challenge it every place we can," and said there will be reprisals at the polls, in Congress and in the courts."

Um, yeah you a dumb as fuck..
Democratic Reaction:

"pppfffft!"

Um, yeah you a dumb as fuck too..

Ball DEEP's Reaction:
Fuck all this she said she said noise about Dems and Rebs. We are fucking American like it or not and the rest of that shit is noise. I know people personally in my own family and friends that will directly benefit from this legislation. Like it or not it is a good thing in the long run. I too hate big government, but look at the state of this country...seriously something has to give. This is going to be a good thing and hopefully we will see more now that Obama (although he sucks at BB pools and says "um" a lot) will be legitmized and get even more shit done.

Don't tread on me...that is fine but don't expect a god damn thing in return. Unemployment, disability, education, roads, books, military, etc...etc.

Tax me? That's fine but make it worthwhile and BD2 and the rest of the country will be just fine.

Hey, Rusty T...

open wide! It looks like Obamacare is a reality. Your boy BMR snapped these photos himself. Don't sleep. They did a bunch of crying and whined like stuck up bitches, but in the end protesting didn't work.