Keep it Jackal as fuck and never let your clone show
Boog introduced me to the wonderful world of Dale's Pale Ale this time last year. The stuff is amazing and will get you good and awesome with very little effort. I just picked up the Pilsner from the Oskar Blues Brewery called Mama's Little Yella Pils. Shit is slamming. Plus , they are bicycle friendly company if you're into that sort of thing there is that too. Get some!
"A 2-year-old Florida child died after being strangled by a pet python,
police said.
Sumter County Sheriff's Lt. Bobby Caruthers said
detectives are investigating the toddler's death, but it appeared that the
child was strangled by the snake. The tragedy occurred at a house near the city of
Oxford, Fla., shortly before 9:30 a.m. on Wednesday, local media
reported. Officers were at the scene, according to MyFOXOrlando.com.
Pythons are a non-native species to Florida, according to the Florida
Wildlife Commission. But many people own Burmese pythons, which can grow
more than 15 feet long and weigh more than 150 pounds. Florida wildlife
officials also have reported multiple sightings of Burmese pythons in the
wild."
min 2:16....priceless
The den has been infiltrated!! I think these Jersey gay clones must have heard me bashing their state the other week because I got pulled over this morning. Got me for 69 in a 55 mph zone. Good news for me is that he pulled me over as I was decelerating because he could have gotten me for triple digits a few miles up the road (snicker), but I digress.
To make matters worse, my license expired yesterday, so I have to go and get that renewed. Due to the fact that the state deficit is bigger than some countries annual budget, the DMV is only open during the week, which means I have to go on my lunch break. I tried to go today, walked in to the local cesspool of society a.k.a. DMV and then directly back out again because I like money and I need my job to get it and I could have spent the entire afternoon there.
These Jersey muthafuckas are holdin' a jackal down. I may do some texting while driving on the way home as a little retaliation.
