You're in the Terrordome like my man Chuck D said, It's time to dethrone you CLONES, and all you knuckleheads

Press play, now read. Lets get to it...




It's so fuckin on at 9pm tonight. The one thing that has always separated MD from Duke is the desire within the Terps. That blood of a slave, heart of a King shit. The Terps are 12-0 with your boy SS in the building this year and he will be live and direct from the second row. We'll be going deep tonight, to wear out Puke who plays a busted rotation of 6.5 guys. My boy Padgett might even get in SportsCenters Top Ten plays with a block or dunk.

I got a feeling Bowies gonna bust out the Mohawk and play lights out. He's actually turned things around nicely and contributed after I swore to Anubis that I would charge the court and punch him in his throat if he didn't start hustling again.


As for Tuck, what more can be said? Dudes been money recently and has a penchant for showing up big in big games.

Dino's been active on the boards ever since he stepped foot on campus and is athletic enough to play with anyone. Should teach those little Plumlee clones a thing or two about life in the paint on the road in the ACC.

Getting into our starting five you already know the deal. Landons solid as all get out. Needs to stay active on the glass, tally 2 or 3 blocks, and KFTC on the mid range jumper.

Sugar Sean has been spitting hot fire the last week. Dude must have the Mazda 6 wiretapped. After Ballstrami called him out, Sugar turned it on.
Eric Hayes? The 31st most efficient offensive player in the country. If Hayes takes 12+ shots, MD does not lose. To anyone. Get out there and do your thing boy.

Jordan Williams? Who knew a freshman would be the second most consistent player on the team. Jordan "Jackal" Williams has been getting his man on ever since the Villanova game. Firing up the home crowd, playing solid D, dunking on fools. Got to have it. Got to love it. Last but not least. The General. The leader. El Callejero. The Street Baller. This is his game. His Senior night. His ACC Player of the Year clinching performance. His last game in Comcast before his name goes to the rafters. My boys got Cajones the size of Anubis's legacy. My boys got more shimmies than Jackals on the Shenanigans dance floor. The man who made Tico owe me $20. Long live the street baller. Viva El Callejero. Respect thy Gangsta.

It's just plain on tonight. My boys ain't no joke. It's go time. Let's get to it.

LETS GO MARYLAND!