Thursday, August 13, 2009

Jackal Undercover: Voicemail

When a ninja needs to commit ninjadom, who does he turn to? Does he turn to his blood-Jackal? A Jackal he can trust, possibly AS far as he can throw. So when BMR needed to drop papers a.k.a. "serva bitch", he called up his boy Nuggets, naturally. VM is one of the only Jackals to lay eyes on the target in question. If you're not familiar with Small Claims cases, Nuggets mission, since he chose to accept it, I kind of put him on the spot there, is to physically touch the ol' landlady with the "papers". I'm going to stake out and come up with a routine, I'm thinking binoculars, pork rinds, CB radio, I want to get Richard Dreyfus on this bitch.
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  1. ScarShouldersAugust 13, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    This is awesome and I want to be involved. I will drop all plans to participate. We can use our dogs as a decoy to lure her in and then WHAM!! You got served Heezy! and we'll take a picture!!

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  2. Boogers McRibAugust 13, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    We should all be holding wizard staffs at the time of serving. We could do a Jackals Stomp & Howl, then shout, "You got served! ...literally."

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  3. Boogers McRibAugust 13, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    We've got the address of her 9 to 5. It's starting to get interesting. Nugz, what do you have going on tomorrow? We're going to Alexandria for a Jackal Field Trip!

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  4. ScarShouldersAugust 13, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    I work in ALEXANDRIA!!! I can help you serve the hell out of the bitch! Whats her work addy??

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  5. Boogers McRibAugust 13, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    i named nuggets honorary server, 66 Canal Center Plaza? Suite 600. Can I change the server? I must know!

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  6. Boogers McRibAugust 13, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    turns out it costs $5 to change the server. what do you say, we meet you for lunch and then roll over and serva bitch for dessert?

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  7. Boogers McRibAugust 13, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    i'm thinking it will be much more hilarious watching it go down in the third person.

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  8. ScarShouldersAugust 13, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    Hell yes. In fact I have a couple dudes at work interested in this. We can serve her and then all 7 or 8 of us go "ohhhhhhhhhhhh, bitch you got served!!!! ohhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  9. ScarShouldersAugust 13, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    That place is right on my way in to work. We were planning on taking a long lunch and going to Broken Leg LTs Bitch QBs for lunch to watch golf, but I am sure we could work in a little road trip over to the water...

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  10. ScarShouldersAugust 17, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    Any updates on this? Voicemail was too voicemail to ask when I saw him Saturday night...

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