Monday, April 19, 2010

Jackal's Day In Court: Eleven Months Later

Almost a year later and DC Superior Court finally ruled that the security deposit plus interests and court costs are due to Mr. McRib, attorney at law. We learned two things here, kids:

1) If you're renovating and renting without regard for permits, licenses and general building code, return your tenant's security deposit

2) If you're taking an old landlord to court, make sure said landlord HAS money

While there was a moral victory to be had, that shit don't pay bills. Don't sleep.

3 comments:

  1. So you still didn't get the money? Did I break in my process serving fedora for a moral victory?

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  2. That is what I'm posting. Her credit is fucked and the verdict is good for 12 years with a chance to extend another 12. The banks already took all of her money. Sorry, beast, if it's any consolation, I got the judge really animated and he pointed his finger at one point, in my 7 trips to DC Superior Court, that was a first. It would have made for an excellent full length post, a comic if you will. Hmm, I wonder...

    Goddamnit Ovechkin is a madman

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  3. nicely done BMR. Jackal in action.

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