Netflix this joint if you haven't already...

I tried my god damnedest to find a picture of FetusFace's glorious mug, but I think that d-bag's shi-grin sums it up pretty well. If you would like some FF-image related humor, check out the Google Image results when you search "his" name. Hilarious. Let's just say his first name trips more than a few hits for a make or model of CLONE. I'd just like to say you guys are doing your best Dirk Diggler and essentially snubbing Jack Horner for your buddy, Todd Parker, because it's all karate moves and meth for you. That's cool. I want to have the Den to fall back on when I'm having an unjackal day/week. I'm not so quick to

...so to speak. It probably helps that I'm the only one who understands my jibberposts anyway, but I know I want to drop some knowledge on these fools on occasion. My Dirty Birds are fixing to make a run at the AFC North and in essence, the NFL on the whole. I know the Jackals are going to come around. At the least, whoever intends to get awesome for several months preceding VM's nuptials. I still think summer is a hell of a time for jackalness, not sure why attendence is tapering off. Besides, work appears like it will be slow for at least another week or two. A Jackals Day In Court is a post that absolutely needs to grace this beautiful hag.