Tuesday, June 18, 2013

If Boogers lived across the pond

You know who he'd be voting for. Just sayin....

2 comments:

  1. Not sure what his wife is all pissy about. It's not cheating if it's with an extraterrestrial. Everyone knows that. You know what's got me feeling lucky? After rolling the dice on numerous occastions, I never did this.

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  2. You know that just proves Bill HIcks knew exactly what he was talking about: You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD story. You've all seen it: "Today a young man on acid … thought he could fly … jumped out of a building … what a tragedy!" What a dick. He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don't see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the fucking ground. He's an idiot. He's dead. Good! We lost a moron? Fucking celebrate. There's one less moron in the world.

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