RTB stepping up for slacking BMR.Famous Friday Hottie Edition

I dont care that she is tainted now. Still my no 1.

Speaking of our tolerant religous friends from the mid-east..

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/n-carolina-muslims-rally-around-muslim-who-admitted-plot-to-behead-witnesses/question-2447525/?link=ibaf&q=&imgurl=http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/5/4/8/1/6/1/Every-Dog-Has-His-Day-68810993177.jpeg

Okay, I actually clicked on this link when I was looking at dog pictures on google, and got to this. Anybody seen The Siege? With The Denzel?

Can't Say He Didn't Warn You...

The moral to be drawn from this dangerous nightmare situation is a simple one: Don’t let it happen. It depends on you.

"Flowing through its servers and routers and stored in near-bottomless databases will be all forms of communication, including the complete contents of private emails, cell phone calls, and Google searches, as well as all sorts of personal data trails—parking receipts, travel itineraries, bookstore purchases, and other digital 'pocket litter.'"

Best Suicide In a long while.

Ready? Mix one part woman, one part chainsaw, and a bunch of depressing shit and a suicide note and saw it all up!

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/03/15/police-palms-woman-used-chainsaw-to-commit-suicide/

Chainsaw suicide is what you get. You have to be determined to do that shit. Like, wrap the throttle in duck tape and fall on the saw with your neck out determined.

Props to this woman for having the balls to do this.

P.S., Yo, google, make the old blogger controls come back. Change sucks.

Head is Coming to Town

He ain't no Santee Claus, but me and Shouldas be watching the Madness with your intellectual huckleberry tonight. bhmf, do you want me to bring my laptop so you two can Skype?

JOTD: Max Keiser

I feel like this guy makes a ton of sense. Can anyone poke holes in what he's preaching? I'm so glad my brother doesn't work for JP Whoregan any more.

Boogers Did You Hear That???

I didn't think so.

And now that me and the Navy done blown your pirate ass up, we've accomplished something that has taken since the dawn of time to do.

We've now, and I quote, enable(d) our forward presence and freedom of the seas.