Thursday, April 28, 2011

Psst...Mama Earth is Fucking Pissed, Yo

Yo, word to your moms, she be pissed, yo.





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  1. billhicksmostfunnyApril 28, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    Always wanted to see a tornado in the real.

    Don't want to see a drought and crops failing suck.

    But I can't help being contrary about the fires. Fires and houses suck, but fire does not discriminate. Fire and nature is okay though, it is part of the natural cycle of things. I would like to point out the cool fact that black spruce trees evolved to coexist with wildfire.

    "# Immediately following fire, large quantities of seeds are released. Delayed seedfall and delayed germination are additional postfire adaptations which ensure that some seed is always available to germinate and establish during postfire years with favorable growing conditions. Although large amounts of seed do fall in the first postfire year, small amounts of seed will continue to be released for several years after fire.
    # Trees older than 30 years virtually always contain large amounts of seed. Following fire this large seed supply is released onto burned areas, allowing rapid seedling establishment. The seeds are usually not destroyed by fire because the cones are located in the upper part of the crown where they are least likely to burn. Even when trees are killed by fire, cones usually retain viable seed. Furthermore, the cones are small and occur in tightly compacted clusters, so that some seeds usually remain viable even after intense crown fires."

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  2. billhicksmostfunnyApril 28, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Mama earth ain't pissed anyways............she just doing her thing. What the fuck she care 'bout stompin on a bunch a tiny little ants???

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  3. Boogers McRibApril 28, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    She's more than pissed. She's going Lorena Bobbitt on us. Speaking of bitch, did you hear what she's up to these days? She got set up in Russia, her new name is Lorena Kucherkokov

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  4. Boogers McRibApril 28, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    Lorena Bobitt pissed.

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  5. billhicksmostfunnyApril 29, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    I couldn't stop watching that tornado video. Although that guy videoing it could have been a little steadier. Who was riding shotgun?? What the Fuck???

    But that tornado was for real, fucking thing looked like it was shooting mini tornadoes off the side and shit!

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