Thursday, April 28, 2011

Apocalypse How: USA/Iran

"This year will be a difficult year. Fasten your seatbelt and put on your iron-clad boots. Soon commotions will be heard."
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  1. billhicksmostfunnyApril 29, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    Look on the bright side man: you won't need a seatbelt when the pumps and wells run dry. Good boots are a good idea though. Remember whatever you do take care of your shoes.

    Bug out bag would be a good idea too!

    And where are you planning your exile to by the way?

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  2. Boogers McRibApril 29, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    I'm going to your cabin, man. I'm not gonna B and E or nothin', just jackal it up on your driveway and have my dog catch dinner. Maybe get a moonshine still goin', find a mushroom patch...

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  3. billhicksmostfunnyApril 29, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Not a bad exile place, but you are going to have to contend with rednecks galore. Don't think your dog can catch a deer(which is the best dinner you can find around those parts), but even if he could there might not be many left when all is said and done.

    Your welcome to Bug Out at my cabin and break and enter if you have to. There's a wee bit of moonshine in the liquor cabinet to get you started and my neighbor(remember the one who spilled a beer all over himself and didn't even know it?) might be able to help you in your quest for shrooms.

    I'd head north to exile Maine NH Vermont woods would give you some room to roam, if you can make it around NYC that is. The south would be suicide. North first and then West, and where does that take ya???

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