So check it, BD2 is multiplying exponentially up in the Garden State. He's had to keep his jackalness to a low howl and that takes a toll on a ninja. Rusty T. Bonez played host to some jackals and that was some real shit, although Head decided he was a little too cool for school. Shote Sleeves, good lookin' out. Way to rep South Cakalacky fo' a jackal. For being nearly silent, Rusty's boy Lucas keeps it kind of jackal. Then there was billhicksmostfunny, whew. That cracka done drove a fucking continent to represent. "How long did it take you, billhicksmostfunny?" bhmf replied, "'bout 3 or 4 days." 3 or 4 days?!? What the fuck? Who drives for days on end? That's a crazy cracka.
So, bhmf, feel free to offer up your digs as the site where we praise Anubis for all of his greatness and soil our livers with liters of booze and feast upon pounds of scorched animal flesh. We shall hike and howl and burn a great many things, possibly for walking over.
I have rambled in great detail, but it was BD2 that made this most excellent of calls. This spring, we mancation. Not to the 'Mortal Kombat'-laden bosom of the Black Bear Chalet, but into the sweet, warm folds of nature's ham wallet. BD2 has called for the jackals to convene in the forests of Appalachia. HOOOOWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well here are my digs---driving is better than flying!!! Shit anything is better than flying, what with all those TSA freaks and all! Plus I got to see my (once) great country, and Canada to boot! Even made it through customs without them turning my car inside out.
ReplyDeleteYeah so camping outside(not in the cabin) in VA in late May/early June it is. If you guys must mancation without me before, then so be it. I will hope and pray nature's ham wallet receives you well.
If you're cool with a bunch of drunk idiots, I vote VA woods in late May/June. Far from basketball, we'll call Shoulders' bluff. I think he's scared of the woods, 'cause he's kind of black. He runs pickup games with a boom box(black) but I've also seen him swim(unblack) and he's not scared of dogs(unblack), but the jury is still out on SS's true, non-epidermal complexion. SS, Campcation in the VA woods? You'll certainly be out of Brokeback Mountain jokes when you see how bhmf gets down like a firewalkin' lunatic. For fuck's sake, be careful on the waterfall, though.
ReplyDeleteI've been camping upward of 50 times and have helped my father remove the skin and meat from a deer he shot with a bow and arrow and then cooked said meat over an open flame. Don't let the buttery smooth jump shot, Bernie dance moves, and DMX fool you, I'll camp the shit out of some shit. You were talking going to a FUCKING cabin during March Madness. That's not camping that's just dumb. In. Howl.
ReplyDeleteI was referring to the driveway that leads to bhmf's cabin. The cabin T-Large, bhmf and I camped outside of last year while I bled overnight from an enormous gash. Could I have gone into the cabin and administered first aid as opposed to thinning my blood with beer and liquor? Yes. Did I choose to do so? You look at the scar on my shin and be the judge.
ReplyDeleteI see nothing wrong with cabins. The Black Bear Chalet was jackal as fuck. Is it "camping" in the purest form? No. Are there miles of desolate forest between you and the Destruct of Cloneumbia? Yes there are. I see the angle you're playing, SS. KFTC.
I would never call going to The Black Bear Chalet camping. I am not a retard. You wanna go camping call it camping and go camping. You wanna go sit in a cabin in the woods call it unibombering don't forget the pipe bombs and have a good time without me.
ReplyDeleteEgads! Another Scar Shoulders ultimatum! Whatever shall the jackals do?
ReplyDeleteKFTC.
Yo, you called his bluff BMR! This hombre says he can "camp the shit out of some shit" but when the going gets tough out comes some slander (Unibomber reference) and some other crazy talk about having camped 50 times previous. Camping in the boy scouts doesn't count!
ReplyDeleteOne thing is for sure: this Ninja (SS) is not going camping anytime in March! Okay, we get it. Camping shall, and has been, scheduled around this.
I am fine with a bunch of drunk idiots at my place. It won't be the first time and probably not the last.
I can't believe that scar was that big man! I knew you fell and I seen a lot of blood when it happened, but I didn't think the cut was that freakin' serious! In retrospect, knowing what I do now, we should have had T-Large operate on you or something!
And to continue rambling I didn't know black people were scared of dogs. I learn something new everday on the Den. And oh yeah, lets see Mr. Bernie Dance Moves do a little two step on top of a campfire..............
I find it laughable my gangsta is being called into question by the likes of bmr and bhmf. I tore my acl in half playing basketball, and finished the game. In college I was hit with a boones farm shrapnel bomb thrown out of a third story window, went up to the bathroom and let obd give me stiches in the form of a paper towell and scotch tape turnicut. 3 inch scar to prove it. I third degree sun branded "jackals" across my fucking shoulders. Fire walk? I'll fire stand. In the words of Jay Z "you're a candle and I'm the sun, that shit don't even out."
ReplyDeleteHaha. 3 inches. Good to know both of our scars match the length of our penises.
ReplyDeleteWhere is this 2 inch scar of yours you speak of? If its still there in ten years we can talk about it...
ReplyDeleteThat's your rebuttal? Now it's your ol' pal Boog deferring to the masses. KFTC.
ReplyDeleteYo this gangsta here did the acl thing as well, yet I was intelligent enough to say hey maybe I should stay off this knee until I get it fixed. As for the Boone's Farm thing: ouch! I do wonder if the boones bomb was launched by someone looking for revenge on you or just a random act of violence by a regular 'ol College Parker letting off some steam?
ReplyDeleteI will admit that I look forward to a "firestand" as you call it. For a nominal fee I will stand ready with a fire extinguisher. Oh yeah, I did a "firestand" once. Hope you know how to separate burned flesh from burned fabric. Your previous experience with third degree burns might just come in handy.............
intelligent enough = pusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying...
I just noticed this gem in the post above " wise frum your gwabe" fucking classic. Where is BD2?
ReplyDeleteHold up. Waaaiiit. SS, I had you pegged as an SNES kind of guy. Did you Sega Genesis? 'Altered Beast'? This changes everything.
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