Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Funny Shit: Ovie on ESPN

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  1. ScarShouldersJanuary 5, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    and Varly... come on now BMR, give dude his due he was savage in the Winter Classic...

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  2. Boogers McRibJanuary 5, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    Yeah, you're right. Maybe I should have sang parts of Rusted Root's 'Send Me On My Way'* every time he made a huge save against Shittsburgh in primetime.

    *The lyrics to Rusted Root's 'Send Me On My Way' sound very much like Varlamov's first name, Semyon. If you don't listen to "rock and roll" music and only "hip hop" music, this play on words/lyrics/names may be lost on you. My apologies if that is the case and you don't recognize BMR giving a ninja DAP while you're in the room. KFTC.

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  3. ScarShouldersJanuary 5, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    Isn't Rusted Root the kind of band 17 year old chicks that are pretending to be hippies listen to? Am I getting them mixed up with someone else? I'll defer to the masses on this one...

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  4. Boogers McRibJanuary 5, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    No one listens to them anymore, but once upon a time when they recorded a record, their lead singer got a bit overzealous and stopped enunciating. As a result, "Send me on", sounded like, "Semyon". When they sold records, yes, they were purchased by 17 year old girls or so they told me while they sucked my 12 year old balls.


    KFTC.

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  5. Boogers McRibJanuary 5, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    The 17 year-old girls, that is.

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  6. billhicksmostfunnyJanuary 5, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    Okay just in case there was any confusion on the matter: you two bickering back and forth is some seriously funny shit.

    Makes me laugh, and I know funny shit when I see it.

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  7. ScarShouldersJanuary 6, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    Ok. So basically you are saying " yes ss I quoted the accoustic version of the spice girls in terms of who purchases the music." And then you lied about getting your 12 year old dick sucked. I accept your surrender. Good battle sir.

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  8. HeadJanuary 6, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Random but somewhat relevant thought: When I taught as a graduate student, I had a student whose name was Simeon Mawae. How's that for a 17-year-old fake hippie girls music pun?

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  9. Boogers McRibJanuary 6, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    'So basically you are saying " yes ss I quoted the accoustic version of the spice girls in terms of who purchases the music."'

    No. That's not what I was saying. That's tico-speak. I don't even know what that means. One day when you're cheering Varls Barkley at the Verizon Center, and you hear Rusted Root and think, "It's pretty funny how that guy sounds like he's saying Varly's first name," you'll know who to thank. I'm emailing Caps PR today. Ba-leeve it.

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