Thursday, November 4, 2010

KFTC: McRib

"Hey, McRib. Thanks for basically keeping the Den entertaining for the past six months. How can we ever repay you? By the way, make sure you keep us up to date on everything that's funny, okay? I don't care if you send 'Autotune the News' videos out via Gmail, post them on the Den also. Okay? And don't recognize any truths about the dangers of alcohol, keep grazing like a sheep and don't question status quo. I'm going to claim you're a clone, even though you post high resolution photographs of spectacularly beautiful women once a week for my enjoyment. After two years of doing this, I'll still sign in improperly and comment, okay? In general, fuck you, stop making our blog great and die."
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13 comments:

  1. HeadNovember 4, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    Holy shit that's funny. But hold up: Since when was sending videos via Gmail the methodology of choice? And since said emails were not sent to me, am I not justified in my complaint? I demand satisfaction!

    P.S. I just noticed that somewhere in all of your awesomeness, we missed the real 1,000th Den post. Behold.

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  2. Boogers McRibNovember 4, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    Boogers'. Mind. Blown.


    Right wingers be scarin' a ninja.

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  3. Boogers McRibNovember 4, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    Head, how did you calculate the 1,000th post? Have you kept a running tally in your head of all heads?

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  4. HeadNovember 4, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Look bottom right - it says we had 529 posts in 2009 and 490 this year. So that's 1,019; I counted backwards from there.

    By the way, it's sort of pathetic that the blog has been up for more than 10 months this year and we're still a few weeks behind where we were last year in only 7 months (though a big part of that was the initial burst of 194 posts in the first month).

    But we're doing our part - six posts today alone!

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  5. HeadNovember 4, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Oh - had you seen the cop/weed video?

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  6. Boogers McRibNovember 4, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Not the video with the news anchor cracking up to the point where she pissed off the other anchor. I have heard the phone call before. Fuckin' lightweights.

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  7. Boogers McRibNovember 4, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    Oh - what would it take(monetarily or otherwise) for you to make intimate jackal relations with the Sunny D and rum lady? I'm not talking eat a ham sandwich and think about baseball. You'd have to get all up that toothless mouth and under her moo moo and shit. You'll notice her original video has been pulled off of YouTube. I think she took offense to affluent, not-morbidly obese persons laughing at the expense of her enormous, toothless ass.

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  8. tNovember 4, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    The ratio of hyperlinks to text in this post is clone high.

    RIP McRib

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  9. HeadNovember 4, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    BMR, I'm sort of torn between "No amount of money would make me touch that" (as in, I'm financially comfortable and don't need to ruin myself for money) and "only" $10,000 or so (as in, it's only once and I'd probably stop having nightmares eventually, right?)

    Of course we know KOTJ would probably do it for $500 or something.

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  10. Boogers McRibNovember 4, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    I feel bad that she took her video off of YouTube. Not so much that she's down to three teeth, or she probably hasn't been laid since Queensryche had a hit single, or that she can't afford real orange juice and settles on Sunny D when we know damn well purple stuff mixes better with rum.

    How about you, Tico? What would it set ol' Boogers back to get you in 'Miss Sunny D's' ham wallet?

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  11. tNovember 4, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    Lots of words and too many hyperlinks makes Tico sleepy...

    McRib get in my BELLY!

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  12. ScarShouldersNovember 4, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    Tico is the greatest. I'm sitting here reading comments and Heads are funny and BMRs are funny and I'm smiling. Then Tico posts BAM I laugh out loud. Go to more Head comments and BMR comments, smiling then BAM MCRIB GET IN MY BELLY!

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  13. billhicksmostfunnyNovember 6, 2010 at 12:16 AM

    Fucking lightweights indeed! DEAD or ALIVE the ninja will getchya!

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