Monday, February 15, 2010

Live from corporate brainwashing...

I am in a room with by my estimate 800 colleagues. There are 9 such rooms in this hotel. The first speaker opened with a joke about al gore, the snow storm, and global warming not existing.

This will go until 6PM.

Kill me. Sweet mother of Anubis make me dead. Behead me. Tear my heart out and set it on fire.

Make.
Me.
Dead.

PLEASE......

5 comments:

  1. Wow. That sounds awful. More updates, please, as this thing goes on... Can you say what the purpose of this conference or whatever is?

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  2. The shedonkey behind me has the plague and is hitting 17 coughs per minute. My red shirt is covered in lung and blood. Make me dead please...

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  3. sweet baby jesus that sucks. Hang in there jackal.

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