I'm Just Sayin': Ovechkin-3, Crosby-2

Sorry, NBC, we all know your clone asses were dyin' to suck Lil' Sidney's baby nuts today. Well, it ain't happenin'. BabyFace done dropped science all up in the Den. Took it to a whole new, gorey level, which kind of freaked me out at first, but then I was like, "Oh that's JAF." God help you if you didn't watch that fuckin' game. Shoulders, you're off the hook, because you stratight up walked to college park to UNF all over Roy's boys. It looked like it was all Shittsburgh early on. Two Crosby goals, and two from Staal, I think. The third period started with a 5 on 3 for Pittsbugh, looking to increase their two goal lead. Caps killed that penalty and I told BD2 how fuckin' crucial that was, didn't I BD2? Ovechkin with the hat trick, including this beauty that broke the goal cam. Main man hooked up the assist on the game winner in OT to boot. Go the fuck to sleep. Fifteen sounds about good as a mawlfucker. 11 straight at home.

Oh yeah, funny side note. I have this really annoying Shittsburgh fan, who thinks it's just tops to talk trash via text message, Pontius may know who I'm referring to, VM sure does, but said Pennsyltuckyan was all about conversation when the Pens were up until the 3rd period. At one point though, I may or may not have told her I would throw a brick through the window of her place of business. So when we won in OT, I told her I was still going to throw the brick. Obviously, I won't cause she is my friend, but it felt awesome.