Friday, February 5, 2010

Friday the 13th

A dozen isn't enough for these jackals. Tonight the Washington capitals will continue thier reign of terror against the Atlanta Thrashers. Fuck ATL. Some things to keep in mind for this match up. The thrasher's best offensive player,Ilya Kovalchuk has just been traded. Also a goaltender you may remember by the name of Michal Nuevirth will be returning to the caps tonight after his brief stay in Hershey. Neuvirth has a .911 save percentage with the capitals. Thrashers blood shall stain the snowy streets of Washington tonight and the red shall be unleashed. We will be cruel to the Thrashers, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Penguins will not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And Crosby will be sickened by us, and Crosby will talk about us, and Crosby will fear us. And when the Penguins close their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. ROCK THE RED!!!

4 comments:

  1. Sweet mother of Anubis Babyface is spittin that hot fire on a snowy winter day.

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  2. "Once more into the breach, dear Friends..."

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  3. (slow clap) followed by (point and head nod with a confident look from across the room)

    GO CAPS!

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