Sunday, January 24, 2010

JOTD: Gary Fucking Williams





To say I'm feeling big balled about the Terps right now is an understatement. I had season tickets to football this year and they won two games for Anubis's sake... But that suffering was worth it because the season tickets to basketball are oh so enjoyable. Terps are going places this year, fun places.

Last night Gary Williams coached his 1000th game. He's won 640 something of those, 430 of them at MD. Feinstein has an article up about it. Long story short Jackal came to MD when he didn't have to. He came home to MD when the school was about to get dicked by the white bread NCAA just like Bryan Tribble was getting dicked by the white bread government for a mistake that Len Bias made. Mother fuckers trying to hold Jackals down. But Jackals don't get held down they get their grind and on fight back with a vengeance. Then they drink the sweet nectar of victory.

So on this the day after Gary coached his 1000th game I bring back an old folk tune for the old BBall coach. If I was a girl I most certainly would be his ho.

Baleeve it.

18 comments:

  1. #11 in Ken Pomeroy's updated rankings...

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  2. Uh oh - someone needs an email:

    "I think [Duke's] road woes will come to an end against schools such as Miami, Boston College, Virginia and Maryland."

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  3. Jason King seems to be the GCOTD from what I can tell. We might F around and beat that ass home AND away this year. Too bad we only get UNC once cause we would give them the SWEEP for fure.

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  4. Head, Jason King left your boys out of his Duke road-win/loss prediction. Do the Hokies have anything to look forward to this semester, or is it going to be all "dodge that crazy Asian with the semi-automatic" and "God I can't wait 'til football season"?

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  5. We're 15-3, 2-2 in the ACC, and #37 in Ken Pomeroy's latest rankings. In other words, we're right in line to be the last team left out of the NCAA tournament for the third straight year! Oh well, at least we'll always have Deron & Greg....

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  6. Sat Feb 27th...Hokies over the Terps. BOOK IT!

    Delaney > Vazquez

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  7. Oh, Tico, you're in bad shape. Yes VT is better than UMD at basketball. This Delaney character, he will average 28 points a game this season. Healthcare reform is bad for the economy. Continue having intercourse with that gallus domesticus...

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  8. haha, that was a funny thread. So Head you still thinking on that bet?

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  9. All i want Head to say is "A cumshot in the face to the loser"

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  10. I figured it was moot after I invited SS to come down to the game and he declined...

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  11. Of course VT fans would be excited to nut in a dudes face, being gay as fuck and all...

    I don't even remember what bet Tico and I came to agreement on after the football game. I know we shook one something, no idea what it was...

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  12. lol...it was pretty gay statement

    p.s. Don't post things not logged in, you can't delete posts

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  13. We just said that you'll give me some points, since you are home and MD > VT at basketball (in your Terp demented world)

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  14. Well I'm pretty sure the game is in VT so we can play it straight up... Or I'll give you 5 points if MD is at home...

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  15. Game is in Blacksburg. Really happy about the win tonight - it's nice to get an ACC road win under our belt. They're going to need to beat a good team or two - MD, Wake, Clemson - at home to stay at .500 though; we'll see if they can do it.

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  16. It was a fucking awesome win! I wanted to kick the TV down 10...but they came back WOW!

    Ok Lee you are on 20$ straight up. Lee you coming tonight for poker right?

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  17. Some love for the Maryland offense here. If you guys beat Clemson on Sunday, you should be ranked, and it shouldn't even be close.

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