The stories about my boy are legendary. The nickname is derived from him showing up the very first day on campus in Garys office and saying "Greivis Vasquez, reporting for duty sir" saluting him and then leaving. The start the game with 16 straight points and end up with a sick triple double to beat UNC and punch your ticket to the dance. The shimmy. Bustin up Duke for a near triple double in Cameron leading the team to a victory as a Freshman dogging the crowd the entire time. The no look passes. Leading the team in points rebounds AND assists. Giving your boy Shouldas dap for the Len Bias throwback at a tailgate. Saying he would take a bullet for Gary Williams and meaning in. What does this all add up to?
And fret not Terps fans, we're winning 20+ games and dancing LATE into March this year to boot.
Like Pharoahe Monch so perfectly proclaims "Simon says GET THE FUCK UP!!!"
Entertaining? Sure, cocky ass motherfucker who is going to do shit in NBA <- fact
ReplyDeleteWhat's Malcolm Delaney or that PUNK who sucked so bad and was so thin skinned he flipped off the crowd at MD going to do in the NBA? Not exist? Are there ANY VT players in the NBA? Or is the NBDL more their steez?
ReplyDeleteWho cares about the NBA? Head-to-head since VT joined the ACC:
ReplyDeleteWins by VT: 4
Wins by MD: 3
Games in Blacksburg: 3
Games in College Park: 4
And if that's not enough, this certainly is.
In other news, Georgia Tech is ranked in both polls. The fuck??
I thought Deron Washington was street slang for "fart in the wind"...
ReplyDeleteGT is ranked bc of Derrick Favors (hello?)... Head, possibilities of getting MD vs VT tickets?
ReplyDeleteYes, but GT always has a ton of talent and they haven't been good in quite a while. I understand that big rises and falls happen all the time in college basketball, but it seems like a big projection to say a squad that went 2-14 in the ACC last year will be Top 25.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any special in-roads to tickets yet, but I'm planning on keeping my eye out.
When smack talking on dunks don't you think a head to head dunk carries more weight?
ReplyDeleteAnd Tico brought up the NBA, not me. We all know MD will own VT this year, thats not even worth discussing.
Own us? You haven't owned shit yet, so what's different this year? MD should stick to lacrosse, you own us in lacrosse
ReplyDeleteHey Tico. Has VT ever won an NCAA Mens Basketball touranment game? Just wondering. We are your big game, you are the game I give my tickets away to. Keep it moving George Washington University, you're a candle and we're the Sun, that shit don't even out.
ReplyDelete"You are the game I give my tickets away to...because I don't want to watch MD lose."
ReplyDeleteAnd suffice to say that MD (40-40 in the ACC since the expansion) is not VT's, or anyone else's, "big game" anymore (unfortunately, I might add). It's UNC & Duke, and then whichever of the rest of the teams happens to be good in a given year (which includes just about everyone at one time or another - every team in the league has made the NCAAs since the expansion*).
*Can I just say that's an amazing statistic? I have no doubt the ACC is the only conference in the country that can say that. Can we get a hundred sportswriters all over the country to repeat that mindlessly over and over again like the Big East did with "9 teams in the Top 25" last year?
While we're on the subject, goodness fucking gracious can Seth Greenberg please schedule some non-patsies in our non-conference lineup this year? Every year we get left out of the NCAAs because we play nothing but shitty teams out of conference and lose some of them, so could we at least get some good teams to play so we don't get murdered for that in March?
ReplyDeleteI'm not necessarily saying that we'll be in the discussion this year - losing Vassallo is going to hurt, and I imagine next year, with Delaney & Allen and some talented newcomers, will be the year to look forward to. It's just that we're not expected to be in that conversation every year, and every year we get left out because we play no one outside of the ACC.
goodness fucking gracious that was unjackal
ReplyDeletegoodness fucking gracious i want to punch you in the mcrib right now...
ReplyDelete"You are the game I give my tickets away to...because beating VT in basketball isn't really all that fun at all. Yeah I get to give Head shit but then he just pretends to be a UNC fan. So then I have to go to the UNC game and watch Greivis fuck around a get a triple double and beat them. And then I realize 'Heads teams' both got owned by MD last year so he probably shouldn't be talking shit. and he knows MD is better this year than they were last year. and he knows they currently have the #7 recruiting class for 2010. So basically he knows better, and if he didn't NOW YOU KNOW... NINJAAAAAAA"
ReplyDelete"You are the game I give my tickets away to...because beating VT in basketball isn't really all that fun at all."
ReplyDeleteWhich I suppose is why you don't do it all that often. I repeat:
Wins by VT: 4
Wins by MD: 3
Games in Blacksburg: 3
Games in College Park: 4
I am happy to bet you a bottle of Jameson on the MD/VT BBall game regardless of location.
ReplyDeleteThis is your mouth -> ( )
Put your money in it $$
You want to bet me for alcohol?? You must have the wrong guy. 80% of the alcohol I drink in a given year comes in the few days I visit you. And when I do try to bring liquor for us all to drink, you folks whine that it tastes bad. Bitches.
ReplyDeleteAnyway there's going to have to be some upside for me...
We can bet for food. Mexican Dinner? Bucket O fries. Whatchu wanna buy me?
ReplyDeleteWell hopefully we'll be in Blacksburg watching the game, so it will have to be somewhere around here. I'll think on it.
ReplyDeleteOh. So you are just talking a bunch of shit and then you have to "think on it" to bet?
ReplyDeleteLet me clear my throat real quick, this is going to be a big one...
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