Wednesday, October 28, 2009

What the Fuck is Wrong with You People?

What the fuck is taking you jackals so long to make this known? Did you think a chain Gmail message would do the trick? It won't. I suppose your crafty email could try and not invite Tico, but the cat's out of the bag, boys. Wish I could, but I'm very poor. Don't go gettin' my BD2 concussed now, ya' hear?

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  1. Wasn't it a secret until not too long ago?

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  2. Yeah. And Tico was on the email. But Boogers got called out for being a crappy fan so he felt cornered and scared like a Redskins fan or a kitten...

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  3. SS, you'd follow the University of Maryland Athletics department into certain death. No one should question your allegiance, ever. Every OTHER Terps basketball fan has a few question marks about your so called, 'Most Exciting Player In College Basketball'. Hear me out on this second one, because up until now, I don't think you have. The Wizards suck. They will always suck. Arenas will not get them past the second round. He might be 'The Most Exciting Player in the NBA', but it's the FUCKING WIZARDS.

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  4. Correction: SS would follow the UM Basketball team into certain death. I've heard him say some pretty nasty things about the football team (and goodness, he's well within his rights there) and AD recently.

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  5. The Wizards only sucked before we all became Wizards on the Mancation. Now that we are all Wizards and Jackals and Wizards are synonomous the Wizards are badass like when they were the Bullets and are ready to go to the NBA Finals again. BALEEVE IT!

    Experience the old school Math Proof of the Equation

    date < mancation, Wizards = suck
    date < mancation, Jackals equal awesome
    date = mancation, Jackals get Wizards
    date > mancation, Wizards = Jackals = awesome

    THEORY OF TRANSITIVITY BITCHES!!

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