Why do baseball players wear friendship bracelet necklaces?
I don't want to get in the habit of quiting websites, but I'm calling bullshit.
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Do baseball players really need to channel that "next level"? That "6th gear". Bammas be fakin'.
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I guess that explains why Joba Chamberann's fat ass needs to wear a friendship necklace.
Albert Haynesworth could probably use one of those...I'm just saying...
ReplyDelete"whoa! Creates a force field and they make you look cool? I want one!"
ReplyDeleteAJ Burnett stated as he popped his pink collar and crushed a Rockstar.
In the case of this Japanese man, the necklace actually enables peripheral vision, otherwise impossible with his eyes so closely set together. Without it, his head oscillates like the Great Horned Owl.
ReplyDeleteHad enough? I didn't think so. GHO to tha' death of it, kid
ReplyDeletewait so that video is just of the owl?? he isn't going to peck the guy's eye or anything? I am a little disappointed. Great comment though. freakin hilarious
ReplyDeleteWay to go, BD2! Now you pissed him off
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